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Everett, 32

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About Me

The only thing you need to know about me is that I suffer from a very sexy learning disability......it's called sexlexia. I really don't take this to seriously but that does not mean that if something came my way I would not take it seriously. So if you want to chat just message me if I want to chat with you I will do the same. Also if any where in your profile you say ask me about *** I will probably do just that. And finally sexlexia is not a real disease it just sounds funny so I put it in my profile. If you made it this far look up the definition of the word boner its actually means a stupid mistake. Making this next sentance completely non sexual. All of your old boy friends where just boners! What I'm not going to do is go hiking and here is why because this is what it sounds like to me. "Hey we have never met so I'm going to pick you up, dive away from civilization and then walk into the desert with a girl who I just met, what could go wrong" Something awkward because these kinda first date are always weird so why not make the first one weird and then after that the next date will be fine.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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