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Kelcey, 30

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About Me

I’ I have a terrible sense of direction and rely big time on the Google Maps app (life saver!) to get around. I appreciate good grammar, stay up too late and sleep past noon on occasion. I like to cook and try to recreate meals I've had when eating out and I believe everything in life relates to a Simpsons or Family Guy episode. It would be great to find someone to share it all with. (That being said, sharing doesn’t mean being joined at the hip… I do like my independence.)I'd like to meet someone who has direction in their life - someone with their own goals, interests and opinions would be nice. If you're tall, in reasonable shape with a good sense of humour and a healthy appetite for banter then we might click. If you think that's you then drop me a mail.;Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So - we go. And - it's closed. Well, *** a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Rosemarie

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I guess i am the same as everyone else here........Meeting people at the bar is like going food shopping when your hungry-you bring home sh*t you don't need... :-) My family and friends play a big part in my life. I am more a work to live kinda girl then the other way round. I am pretty straight and to the point So I guess if you need to know more just ask. :) Possibly a drink or a walk

  • Kathyrn

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Like to be on the go.....love a good gig and fun night out.... Not the cinema!!!

  • Chantelle

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    ... Not into random hook ups or meeting guys at bars or where I work. Looking for a guy who has a job and priorities in life. Im very goal oriented and hard working but definetly enjoy camping in the summer and snuggling by the fire in the winter;) if you think you will spend more time in front of the mirror than myself please dont apply. Im a sucker for pit bulls and well almost any dog that isnt a shitzu so if you have one dont be jealous if i lavish attention on him before you:) dinner or coffe is a good start to get to know someone.Walk your dog cuz i dont have one.. Yet

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