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AcaciaOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I hate online dating, I really do. The odds are so stacked against the possibility that you might like and be attracted to a total stranger, who then also likes and is attracted to you, that they cannot be calculated. I've been on so many uncomfortable, if not painful, dates that I'm starting to go on blind dates armed with a suicide hotline number in my purse. I don't think I can handle one more nerve-wracking, mind-numbing date/freak-fest/judge-a-thon where we sit across the table picking each other apart, hoping we aren't being picked apart, but of course we are and so one of us ends up crying in the car. Maybe I should just quit this site, although they never let you go without a fight, so you have to click through more screens that ask you:"Are you sure you want to cancel your account? Canceling your account is permanent and cannot be undone. You will lose your entire profile including your pictures. Please list your reasons for leaving us here. Remember you also have the option to hide your account rather than cancel it. No one will be able to see your account if you hide it, and can reactivate anytime."What they are really saying is:"Are you sure you want to cancel your account? Let's review the situation. You were desperate enough to come here in the first place, so things were already pretty bad, right? Most people are married by now and you obviously missed that boat. You let the good ones get away. You know you did, because mathematically speaking there had to have been some good ones. So now this is what you get and, frankly, you're lucky to get it, because statistically speaking, you're no spring chicken, no matter how young you are."-I got this from a book I'm reading, I absolutely had to share it!Aside from my little rant, I have many redeeming qualities (don't we all, that's why were are allll here, right?). Feel free to ask me anything, if you'd like, and I'll send an honeseply it's either because:a)Your question sucked.b)I read your profile or lack-there-of and the infinite struggle to find any common interest left me high and dryc)I wasn't initially attracted to you, physically, and that's not necessarily shallow, but it's a pretty important part of an overall attraction.d) "Prefer Not To Say" is a huge red flag for me. My aspirations in life include, but are not limited to:Becoming a speed bump at SafewayI love all kinds of music, but some of my favorite bands are:AwolnationGaslight AnthemRancidTransplantsMuseHIMCKYRise AgainstEminemMumford and SonsAlkaline TrioInfinite others......And farm boys!I have a job, I pay my own way, I'm hilarious and I have substance. I'm not a Barbie Doll, meaning I'm not perfect looking, I'm not plastic, and I'm not fake!..;Coke?? bahaha....somewhere where it's possible to talk and get to know a person, not like a movie.best bet just to grab a coffee/tea or drink somewhere though, at first anyways. that way we can end it at any point if we absolutely cannot stand each other!Push each other around in shopping carts. Get kicked out of Walmart.Go to BINGO.Get kicked out of BINGO.Smoke some crack.Whatever happens, K.C.C.O :)
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AffricahOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
What can I write about myself in this box that'll really make you decide if I'm worth getting to know? Probably not much! Soo why don't ya message me and get to know me...I love the beach and just hanging out, I'm kinda laid back go with flow, and like a simple life! Family and friends are everything to me. Try and surprise me...4x4ing is always a good start :)dinner and mini golf? love mini golf!
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ColbyOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Hi there :- I am the girl who never has every hair in place, no matter how hard i try. you can dress me up and take me out or dress me down and go camping. I am a loving, affectionate,cheesy and goofy person, I get excited about the little things and overwhelmed by how big the world still seems at times. Rough around some edges but sweet and squishy on the inside.Looking for someone who can hold up a conversation. So many people forget that a conversation is two sided and im not just here to talk about me. I want to know about you, that's why I am here. I am an artist; therefore, I have feelings and often an opinion on those feelings. I want to be the best person i can possibly be and do everything there is to do, I am a dreamer, a lover and a fighter. I am passionate and I have a big heart that i would like to share with someone special. I'm not a traditional girl I like to stand up for what i believe in . Respect is important to me, According to my friends a have a big heart and really go out of my way to make people feel cared for. I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to my work, so i do get stressed out at times but that's life.I have tattoos and do hope to get a few more (some people don't like tattoos so here is your out) I love tattoos on men and women i think its sexy but it is not a requirement by any means. The person I am looking for: Wants children (maybe not tomorrow but not in 10 years either), likes to joke around and laugh, isn't cruel but has a tough side. Likes to kiss his woman and is willing to show affection. Man enough to know that when he doesn't know what to say and she is upset to just hug her and say "it'll be ok babe"I want a man to be a man, and be someone I can lean on when i need it.. and someone who will lean on me when he needs it. A partner in crime to go on adventures, someone to back me up and defend me if ever I need it. People who join in a partnership need to be willing to learn from each other, a best friend if you will. Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”Dr. Seuss Walk, Talk, coffee, Beer, Art Gallery, Toy Store?