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Acacia, 27
United States, Arkansas, Monticello

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I hate online dating, I really do. The odds are so stacked against the possibility that you might like and be attracted to a total stranger, who then also likes and is attracted to you, that they cannot be calculated. I've been on so many uncomfortable, if not painful, dates that I'm starting to go on blind dates armed with a suicide hotline number in my purse. I don't think I can handle one more nerve-wracking, mind-numbing date/freak-fest/judge-a-thon where we sit across the table picking each other apart, hoping we aren't being picked apart, but of course we are and so one of us ends up crying in the car. Maybe I should just quit this site, although they never let you go without a fight, so you have to click through more screens that ask you:"Are you sure you want to cancel your account? Canceling your account is permanent and cannot be undone. You will lose your entire profile including your pictures. Please list your reasons for leaving us here. Remember you also have the option to hide your account rather than cancel it. No one will be able to see your account if you hide it, and can reactivate anytime."What they are really saying is:"Are you sure you want to cancel your account? Let's review the situation. You were desperate enough to come here in the first place, so things were already pretty bad, right? Most people are married by now and you obviously missed that boat. You let the good ones get away. You know you did, because mathematically speaking there had to have been some good ones. So now this is what you get and, frankly, you're lucky to get it, because statistically speaking, you're no spring chicken, no matter how young you are."-I got this from a book I'm reading, I absolutely had to share it!Aside from my little rant, I have many redeeming qualities (don't we all, that's why were are allll here, right?). Feel free to ask me anything, if you'd like, and I'll send an honeseply it's either because:a)Your question sucked.b)I read your profile or lack-there-of and the infinite struggle to find any common interest left me high and dryc)I wasn't initially attracted to you, physically, and that's not necessarily shallow, but it's a pretty important part of an overall attraction.d) "Prefer Not To Say" is a huge red flag for me. My aspirations in life include, but are not limited to:Becoming a speed bump at SafewayI love all kinds of music, but some of my favorite bands are:AwolnationGaslight AnthemRancidTransplantsMuseHIMCKYRise AgainstEminemMumford and SonsAlkaline TrioInfinite others......And farm boys!I have a job, I pay my own way, I'm hilarious and I have substance. I'm not a Barbie Doll, meaning I'm not perfect looking, I'm not plastic, and I'm not fake!..;Coke?? bahaha....somewhere where it's possible to talk and get to know a person, not like a movie.best bet just to grab a coffee/tea or drink somewhere though, at first anyways. that way we can end it at any point if we absolutely cannot stand each other!Push each other around in shopping carts. Get kicked out of Walmart.Go to BINGO.Get kicked out of BINGO.Smoke some crack.Whatever happens, K.C.C.O :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

American Caribbean English Greek Action Biography Documentary Martial Arts Sport
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