SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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EmelyOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I was at a casino standing by the door, and the security guard came over and said "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on, four billion! F*k, seven. Not even close. Four billion divided by six. At least.
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CelinaOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I am tattooed and pierced ( yes I am aware that its not for everyone ) I am working on putting together a full sleeve, With that said it doesn't mean that I am only looking for someone who has tattoos or piercings.I also have some curves which are part of my charm and with that i can carry a conversation.. Yes there is brains with with this beauty.If I seem like someone you'd be interesting in chatting with feel free to msg me ... If not happy fishings !
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CindiOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Okay, guys. Lemme spell a few things out for you. I'm not impressed by your big truck or your Tap-Out t-shirts. Your shirtless mirror selfies make me roll my eyes. I'm not here looking for sex, and saying "Come over for drinks" reads to me like "I'd like to sexually assault you". If you can't differentiate between common homonyms such as your/you're, my eyes will glaze over reading your message. Capiche?I'm a full time nursing student, and a parent. Two amazing little people call me mama. If you're interested, please understand that my kids come first, school comes second, and my own wellbeing comes in somewhere after that. Anything else I can fit into my life is a bonus.So, Yes, I have kids. No, I am not looking for another father for them. they have one and he's involved and amazing with them. Also, I realize it looks terrible that my profile says "Has kids" directly underneath "Doesn't want kids". I absolutely want the kids I have. I absolutely do not want any more. I'm freaking outrageously fun. I have a great sense of humour. I'm smart and charismatic. I like to stay active. I love the outdoors, but PLEASE, for the love of all things good, do NOT ask me to go camping. I prefer to wake up without spiders in my hair and my back spasming from sleeping on a deflated air mattress. I like to argue (in good fun of course), and I play a mean devil's advocate. I'm an avid knitter and am learning to hand spin, and I can geek out about fiber for hours. I'm clever and witty and appreciate stimulating conversation sprinkled with innuendo. I'm pretty amped and passionate about what I do all day, so be prepared to hear all about all the gross and awesome and amazing things I do all day. If you have a weak stomach or if abrasive language hurts your feelers, I'm not your girl. I'm the tell-it-like-it-is kinda lady and telling it as it is often requires an expletive. My selling feature? I'm totally normal! If you've been here a while and met a few people, you'll know why that's so funny. Don't make me activate my emergency date bailing system.