SIMILAR PEOPLE
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TomasaOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
So a girl came into my yoga class the other day and asked where I'm from because I talk funny. Well, she was more polite than that because she actually said it sounds like I have an accent, but then I said, ";**** did the last person in the fridge put the chocolate?!?**** is the goddamn ****ing chocolate?!?!Moving on, I'm going to make this the part where I talk about things I like. I really like those olives stuffed with garlic that you get at Thrifty's, but I'm not sold on the lemon ones. Those seem like a bit of a stretch to me. I also like having lots of pillows in bed so there is always a cool one to switch to if you wake up in the middle of the night. Maybe one day someone will invent a self-cooling pillow? I used to really enjoy taking super hot showers, but then I started getting dizzy or vertigo or something occasionally so I had to tone that sh*tdown. But they are boys so what do they know, really? Sometimes I get bored at work and like to hit on my coworkers in the most uncomfortable way I can think of. I think they like it too though, because it keeps them on their toes. Also, I work with all ladies and my Mom thinks I'm a lesbian or maybe secretly hopes that I am, but I'm pretty sure that I'm not. Something on the water.
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KelseyOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I want to meet someone that likes me for who I am. Having an actual conversation and really connecting with a total stranger is difficult and weird, but it's possible! I can be shy at first but I'm actually pretty friendly most of the time, if you can believe it, lol. I love to laugh and my sense of humour ranges from sarcastic to outright sassy most of the time. Just like everyone says, it feels weird trying to decribe yourself on here and not come off as lame.... but I will still admit that I like to be silly and make stupid faces.I'm a total and complete movie buff. I will pretty much at least try to watch any movie once. My favourite rainy Sunday activity is cuddling up on the couch with a good (or even bad) movie. That day spent in good company is even better. I have a secure job and am independant and pretty happy.As far as what I'm looking for, I want to find someone who is honest, trustworthy, affectionate, funny and sweet. Someone who can be a total dork with me. Being friends first is super important, as is my family, though I don't live near them at all.Also, I am plus size, but pretty cute so, hopefully... you're into that, lol.Don't be scared to message I'd love to hear from you. Maybe you could come over and squish the spiders in my apartment... PLEASE?
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AundriaOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
hi, A few key things that basically sum me up:-I am a typical girl; a cute puppy will stop me in my tracks. Every other breed of dog i see becomes my favorite and i will want one.-I get distracted by shiny sparkly things (i'm pretty sure i was a magpie in another life)-I will talk until my throat hurts if i have things to talk about-I will laugh in very inappropriate situations...well i laugh in any situation really ... :D-I love to drive and listen to my music loud. -I am a complete bookworm. i loooove to read. -I tend to start out shy and then gradually get more outgoing the better i get to know somebody.-I have the vocabulary of a sailor-I absolutely adore rude jokes-I can be very sarcastic-I have a quick temper and can get irritated rather easily sometimes... - They are very Strange.? Very cliché I know but really, who doesn't like coffee :)