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AmeeOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
So I'm an elementary school teacher and I'm incredibly serious about the work that I do...I love my career. Hobbies include concerts (into punk/alt mostly), cooking and baking, snowboarding, film, quoting Anchorman, drinking wine, microbrews, stuff like that. I want to hang out with intelligent people that can hold a conversation and have a totally inappropriate sense of humor. Career ambitions and a vocabulary above an 8th grade level are a must. I've already heard 'em all. I should also probably say that I love hikes and long walks along with the occasional jog, kickboxing class, so on and so forth...looking for someone who takes pride in their health and appearance without being a self consumed jerk. As I am divorced from an enlisted Army soldier, although I respect your work, I am not very interested in dating one again. The last thing I want to do is get close to someone who will be gone frequently for training and deployments. Despite the fact that this is an "Army town," I would be most interested in someone who is successful outside of the military--although I'm not *** to make a blanket rule.When it comes down to it, I was raised in a pretty amazing white-picket-fence style family, and I'm an extremely loving person who will do anything for those that I love. As I am just getting back on my feet after a rough patch, I'd love to meet someone that can be a great friend and hopefully something more. I'm smart, I'm silly, I'm active, and I'd like to think that I'm interesting and funny, but I guess that depends on your opinion. Update, based on what I've learned on this site so far: If you don't know how to correctly use your/you're/there/their/they're, or if you're secretly way younger/older than you claim to be, or if you only want someone you can get ahold of randomly for the sole purpose of sex, or you can't correctly punctuate a sentence, or you're missing a lot of teeth, or if you don't like children or have a negative opinion of educators...please don't waste your time. If you realized that I just wrote one hell of a run-on, you get bonus points. PS: saying "you pretty," "hi," or "insert disgustingly lewd comment" will not dignify a response. Happy fishing! Booze, food, chat, laugh.
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GlennisOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Locals only please. Thank you.Currently under construction. Slowly pushing towards my goal of losing 50 pounds. So for the moment, if you don't like fluffy girls, you should pass on me. I'm always at the gym, so if you like to work out, we're more likely to get along and have actual time to see each other. Lol.I'm not normal. I think being normal is boring. I can peruse the shelves of a used bookstore for hours. Strawberries are delicious. They become orgasmic when you dip them in chocolate.I have a 5 year old son who lives with me half the time. He is not my world. My world is me... But he is an uber priority in my life and if you can't handle that, move along, move along... This is not the girl you are looking for...I do better with people than alone, I love movies, and salty soft pretzels with cheese. I just bought a book on Machiavelli, haven't read it yet, but I will.I take really really ridiculously long baths. I usually read in there. My feet get pruney.You should message me if...You're funny and not uptight.You like to laugh but can also talk about serious issues without making sh*t up.You know what a comma, an apostrophe, a hyphen and a period are. Even better if you know how to use them. Preferred, but not required.You don't mind that I have a dirty mouth. (Don't worry, I clean it up whenever I need to). Insert sly grin here.You like big butts and you cannot lie.You've seen Zoolander, Garden State, Memento AND A Clockwork Orange.You are more interested in the way I can make you feel than having arm candy. I like to leave the tickets for other people to discover... It's like a mini-pay it forward. :) Watching kids find them and get all excited is like injecting three weeks of happy juice into your brain.I'm an entirely different person than I was 6 months ago and I'm super excited to have someone to enjoy spending time with. I'm ready for something real and mature. If you are too, then message me! I don't bite... Oh wait... Yes I do... ;)If you got all the way to this point, please start your message out with the title of your favorite book. Thanks! Looking forward to chatting with you! *shrug*
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LexieOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I enjoy trying new things and will try anything once. I love sports and board games. I watch television and movies regularly and especially like comedy, horror, and action movies. I am currently a nanny to a wonderful family with two girls and will be going to graduate school when the economy is a little better. I have a teachers certificate and a BA in human development. I want to travel to Africa, especially Togo! I am fascinated and intrigued by west African culture. Plus you can ride elephants on the beach! I like ALL types of music and yes that includes rap and country. I hate the gym but love dance and run around with kids all day so in the end I stay in shape my own way. ; Anything! I enjoy trying new things and the traditional suit me fine also.