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Glennis, 28

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About Me

Locals only please. Thank you.Currently under construction. Slowly pushing towards my goal of losing 50 pounds. So for the moment, if you don't like fluffy girls, you should pass on me. I'm always at the gym, so if you like to work out, we're more likely to get along and have actual time to see each other. Lol.I'm not normal. I think being normal is boring. I can peruse the shelves of a used bookstore for hours. Strawberries are delicious. They become orgasmic when you dip them in chocolate.I have a 5 year old son who lives with me half the time. He is not my world. My world is me... But he is an uber priority in my life and if you can't handle that, move along, move along... This is not the girl you are looking for...I do better with people than alone, I love movies, and salty soft pretzels with cheese. I just bought a book on Machiavelli, haven't read it yet, but I will.I take really really ridiculously long baths. I usually read in there. My feet get pruney.You should message me if...You're funny and not uptight.You like to laugh but can also talk about serious issues without making sh*t up.You know what a comma, an apostrophe, a hyphen and a period are. Even better if you know how to use them. Preferred, but not required.You don't mind that I have a dirty mouth. (Don't worry, I clean it up whenever I need to). Insert sly grin here.You like big butts and you cannot lie.You've seen Zoolander, Garden State, Memento AND A Clockwork Orange.You are more interested in the way I can make you feel than having arm candy. I like to leave the tickets for other people to discover... It's like a mini-pay it forward. :) Watching kids find them and get all excited is like injecting three weeks of happy juice into your brain.I'm an entirely different person than I was 6 months ago and I'm super excited to have someone to enjoy spending time with. I'm ready for something real and mature. If you are too, then message me! I don't bite... Oh wait... Yes I do... ;)If you got all the way to this point, please start your message out with the title of your favorite book. Thanks! Looking forward to chatting with you! *shrug*

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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