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Elna, 31

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About Me

Once upon a time, I thought of the perfect description to write here. It was witty and engaging, with just the right amount of sarcasm (much like myself). This description would have caught the attention of just the type of guy I am hoping to meet, and it would have warned all the creepy staplers that I demand more than they have to offer... Alas, I managed to forget said description before I could transcribe it here, so this will have to suffice. In almost every profile, everyone wants to meet "an honest, caring person." So here is your dose of honesty: I don't know what I want. I haven't met him yet. So I don't know how to place my order. But until I figure that out, I'm just hoping to steer clear of the weirdos and have a good time. *I do realize my auto-correct changed "stalkers" to "staplers" in the preceding paragraph, but it made me laugh out loud (literally), so I left it that way.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

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  • Brittaney

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I just lost 30 lbs. on nutrisystem ~ I go to church every sunday. I am easygoing and laidback but assertive when needed to be. People tell me that I'm quiet when they first meet me. I like to jetski, watch movies, bowl, and do zumba or jazzercise. I go to the gym everyday except sunday and zumba my butt off. I go to an all women's gym . I like all types of music. I listen to rock, alternative, house, hip hop and pop. I like to watch TV, cook, and drive . I like to play pool [but haven't in a while] ,swim, go to fairs in the summertime. I like to watch King of Queens and Amazing Race. The 3 c's are my weakness: cats, chinese food, and cold weather. I have a belly button ring. I love cruises I've been to Bermuda a bunch of times. I watch Youtube sometimes... Hostage and D'jango are really good too.I hate guys who spit. Looking for someone who is not bald and shaves face above all!I love Dunkin Donuts iced tea!! I would just like a kiss on the cheek at the end of the night on the first date. Gotta keep it G-rated. And please dont ask me about fwb.

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