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Tasia
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
PLEASE READ!!!IF U CAN'T TAKE A JOKE PLEASE BY ALL MEANS KEEP GOING !!!!i'm great at showing up late!saying the wrong thing at the wrong time!being sarcasticand laughing out of contextLooking for someone to spend time with and have some laughsThings people have asked me that i may or may not be interested in lmao1) are you wearing panties?2) can you walk around the house topless? 3) have any pics of your feet?4) wanna f**k? ***first ***, lol not even a HI first lol5) can i buy your thongs?6) if we meet, can you color your hair so i feel like im with my ex-girlfriend? (WTF?***wanna have phone sex?...if not can you still masturbate for me, and tell me what your doing?8) do you have msn...and if so, want to watch me masturbate9) can you pee on me? ( ewwwwwwwwww ***my personal favorite..... wanna have sex while my wife watches? ***have any naked pics?***wanna see my c**k?***do you like big c**ks?***do you shave?***show me your tits ( always a great classic ***what are you wearing?***are you home alone? ( bet this guy has an ice-cream truck too ) lol***when i look at you i see love in your vagina***you mind if i have a diaper on when we talk? (i really laughed at that ***hi im looking for someone that might be interested in helping with amild fantasy ihave. im looking for someone that might be interested in watching a guy put on a showfor them. you wouldnt have to do anything else. im in very good shape and very wellhung. i have a cam if you want to see what i look like first/ you must have msn orskype21)can I blindfold while I rub your shoulders?... :D***Do you want to watch while I shave my armpits and then dye my 'area' blue?***pull my finger24Hi sexy, having any hot fun? You playful? I travel lots for work. :) Can I ask a naughty? You ever play with a guys ass? Hmm :***i want to taste your *******just wanted to send you a message to explain what im looking for, im married and my wife wants to be with a woman for a first time but also she also has asked that i find a woman that likes rough sex as she does not, so shes basicly letting me have a girlfriend or fling on the side, anyway id still like to go for coffee with you so give me a shout if any of this interests you.-on?Personality test: Which statement best describes your feelings about the above question:A) Now I want to play PortalB) Now I want to have buttsexC) WTFD) **** Off!29 Honey.....If you died in my arms tonight I would turn into a Necrophiliac30)Cute pics. When I see them this song goes thru my mind lol. *** do you like younger men?32)Do you like submissive guys?***how are you? what is your opinion on men who dress up as a lil poodle at home and lives as one and no one knows about it? a first date... let's go have some drinks
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Leyla
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same results. So I guess that means that I should at least update my profile some so that I can say that I am not doing the EXACT same thing over and over again. I must say that it is amazing that taking the time to sit and write about myself and suddenly, I am speechless. I mean really, those who know me, know that speechless is not something that I can normally claim. I think that I am a pretty funny person, some people may just think that I am weird. I think that I do a good job in balancing living a serious adult life with being a little whimsical at times. I also put travel as something that is very important to me. I tend to travel alone because I am stuck in that whole "everyone wants to travel with their partner" stage. I am at a point in my life where it is time to set new goals and I believe my next "big" goal is putting into works plans to take 6 months to a year away to travel but that is a little far off because I have a good career here and I need to respect that!What would I like to find in another person? Someone who shares my sense of humor, someone interested in the whole process of food- not just eating or avoiding "yucky" foods, someone who is open and open minded, someone ready to explore all possibilities in life and not just take what they believe has been handed to them, I like people who can find balance in their lives, I like people who take risks, someone who can understand my love for plans and my love for when the plan goes right out the window.;je ne sais quoi" isn't there, then I am not going to worry about wasting time- mine or yours. I appreciate the challenge that goes into writing a complete stranger but I really do not understand the "Hey what's up?" only messages. Or the inability to provide a good rapport in messages. If you send me a one liner, I will send a one liner back. If you message and act disinterested, I will act disinterested right back. Remember, you reap what you sow!
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Scott
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am an easy going down to earth gal. I'm alittle shy at first till you get to know me. I am looking for someone to do things with. Have fun, go to movies, swim, enjoy family bbq's. My family and friends are very important to me. I love spending time with my nieces and nephews there is never a dull moment with them. I have 2 dogs and a cat so it would be great if you love animals too. I enjoy sitting around a bon fire having a few drinks and a few laughs. Maybe a walk along the beach.