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Makayla, 34

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About Me

Im funny and sarcastic. If you don't get my jokes we probably won't get along. I can't stand judgmental people. I have a 35 lb cat that I love but I am not a cat person. I only like him bc he acts like a dog. I like to snowboard though Im still learning. I love the beach and want to see the world.If you send me a nasty pics I will post it on *** it to all of my friends :) Something fun

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Tony

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    First off, I should say I am a mother of 3. My kids are 10,8 and 1. I am recently divorced from their father but he is still in the picture. Their picture, not mine.....I would prefer to date someone that has kids because I feel like other single parents get me more. I cant just wake up on a Tuesday and decide to randomly take off for a 4 day vacation. and sometimes plans change because a kid gets sick or the babysitter calls out. those are simple "how to date a single mom" moments. LOLThat being said, I am still a young lady and I like having fun too. IM pretty simple.I work full time, so I welcome a night out!!!! I am extremely outgoing person and can make friends with anyone. Oddly enough, I enjoy people. I think even the annoying and obnoxious have something to bring to a conversation. A lady once told me that I was blessed with a wonderful personality and that "you cant teach that, you either have it or you don't" So I guess I have it. I am sarcastic, funny and have a pretty goofy sense of humor. ive been known to tell an inappropriate joke every once in a while. everyone loves the classic "that's what she said" it never gets old. I am looking for someone that isn't just on here looking for a random hookup because ill be honest, that's not me. I am so not a casual relationship person, never will be. Im not looking for marriage, but I think that if you like a person, you invest some time. get to know them. spend time with them, see where it goes. I don't think that texting and talking on phone is a good way to judge chemistry at all. or if you see the person once every two weeks. I am better in a relationship because its all ive known. dating scene is a scary place to be hahaha.feel free to say hi! looking forward to meeting you The best date I have ever been on was to frank santos, the x rated hypnotist. so obviously I am not a quiet dinner and a movie girl. I wanna laugh, I want to show my personality. something funny, or a sporting event - preferably the Pats or Red Sox!!!

  • Averie

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I am logical with a great sense of humor. Laid back about most aspects in my life except work and school. I am very determined with a strong will.I am down to earth and ready to meet someone. I'm not interested in playing games, and will be very honest. I expect nothing but the same in return. At the end if the day I always try to do the right thing. I can't believe that I actually have to write this..... Please do NOT contact me if you have a picture with your shirt off in front of your bathroom mirror on your profile - Not cool. Also if you are going to send me a message please don't just say hi or your pretty. Write me something, anything!

  • Tonita

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I'm a single mom of two boys I spend a lot of time with them and me time I love going to the beach and just chillin anything else just ask me

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