SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DevanOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Frankly, i'm on here for s***s and giggles and amusement. If i get messaged by Nfl players or super sucesssful lawyers and stock brokers i will more than likely not respond, not only because we all know this is b.s., but, because the fact that you must address this kind of thing in the opening line of your message speaks volumes as far as the fact that there is probably nothing going for you in way of personality. I am in no way interested in a fling with a complete stranger. I do not want naked pics of you (no matter how hard you claim it can get...i just coughed a bullshit), and if you've got nothing better then "hey beautiful" or "sexy mama", you're barking up the wrong tree. Also, come on people, at least try to be grammatically correct, spell check never killed anyone. I don't really care that you have a comfy bed, mine is still better, but if that is the case, enjoy...alone. Don't take it personally if you don't get a response, an attitude that rivals that of my 12 year old nephew is extremely unbecoming. To all of you serial offenders out there, multiple messages, (especially the copy and pasted ones), are not going to do much more than irritate me. This was probably a waste of a sentence because it is painfully obvious that these people don't read profiles. Its gotta take a special breed of douche rocket to shotgun a completely generic paragraph to every girl who's picture they click on. One has to wonder if this tactic works, until one realizes that we are indeed on a crappy "dating" site. It then becomes crystal clear to me that i am about to delete this silly profile and never look back. If people on the internet can manage to piss me off so easily, its not looking so good for me out there in the real world. Sooo..****ers attitude appeals to you, feel free to hit me up. If you have had any problems understanding or grasping anything written here in, i would take my advice and refrain from contact. If the thought crosses your mind that you might just "be the one" to shock the living sh*tout of me, i would have to advise you to refrain from contact.;bend me over and...." (i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that sentence), I must warn you that messaging me would be the biggest waste of your time and i will more than likely make you feel about as small as we all know your member must be. You know who you are. If you are in any way compelled to give me your two cents on how ****y and cynical i sound, i'll save you the time that it takes to write that oh so original message and respond by saying, i am just a product of my surroundings on this site and grow a f***ing sense of humor, or an I.Q. that is higher than your shoe size. And now my tip of the century which i shall put into terms that may be intellectually digested by those who have so publicly proven that it is nothing short of a miracle that they managed to progress passed 5th grade: remove wedding ring before taking pics to upload to a dating site.$sha's disgusting but talented infestation of auto-tuned crabs that require damp and moist castles of CLITTER (vaginal glitter).
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CasandraOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I love to drive stick shift, have a big dog, and two young kids. I teach fourth grade. Laid back, easy going personality (really, you can ask my friends). Not high maintenance. I am honest and love to smile and have a good time! I am very outgoing and love to laugh... online dating goes against my social personality since we don't actually get to interact in person.What I'm looking for: I'm not looking to be rescued (I've got this single mother thing down pat), just for an awesome guy to spend time with, see how it goes from there...eventually hoping to meet someone great to blend my life with. Not so sure about online dating, but hey, you never know!I'm looking for someone who is strong and not willing to walk away from his family. Honesty is a must! Someone who I can be active with and enjoy new adventures. Someone who will love and enjoy my kids as much as me, and someone who can make me smile and laugh.I'm looking to actually go out on real dates and hang out... Not just an ***/ texting buddy. Lol. I don't think you can get the full picture of a person until you actually meet and interact... But I am NOT a booty call! :) I would prefer to go out and do something fun...
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FeliseOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
There are four bullets above the box in which I type this suggesting topics I might want to touch upon in describing myself. Below is the information I chose to include. I can type things about myself all day, but nothing beats a good conversation. See below and decide if you would like to chat further:1. I am a conservative2. I am NOT politically correct and do not care to be in the company of those who go out of their way to be so3. I have a strong personality and know exactly what I want, whether it be the direction of this nation, or how I want a meal prepared in my favorite restaurant4. I prefer men with at least as strong a personality as mine5. I love animals, music, travel, and the great outdoors6. I do not like to be the one who always makes the decisions...YOU tell ME where we are going and what we are doing...your happiness is just as important as mine7. I have everything I need and want in life and am lookjing for someone to share it all with8. I am not very good at small talk, I tend to enjoy deeper conversations and encounters9. I am very spontaneous and enjoy sudden, unexpected changes in life...providing, of course, they are positive changes10. I am very affectionate with the right person and enjoy the same in returnUPDATE: If you ask me to go out, DO NOT ask me where I want to go. You asked me out, you decide. Also, I do not respond to the automatic *** get when you click the "Yes, I want to meet her" button. If you want to meet me, shoot me an *** a conversation,,,see bullet 4 above.Guys...get rid of the glasses, put your shirt on, and stop with the gang-like hand signs...you aren't a Crip. Drinks in a quiet setting with great conversation, a long walk...