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DevanOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Frankly, i'm on here for s***s and giggles and amusement. If i get messaged by Nfl players or super sucesssful lawyers and stock brokers i will more than likely not respond, not only because we all know this is b.s., but, because the fact that you must address this kind of thing in the opening line of your message speaks volumes as far as the fact that there is probably nothing going for you in way of personality. I am in no way interested in a fling with a complete stranger. I do not want naked pics of you (no matter how hard you claim it can get...i just coughed a bullshit), and if you've got nothing better then "hey beautiful" or "sexy mama", you're barking up the wrong tree. Also, come on people, at least try to be grammatically correct, spell check never killed anyone. I don't really care that you have a comfy bed, mine is still better, but if that is the case, enjoy...alone. Don't take it personally if you don't get a response, an attitude that rivals that of my 12 year old nephew is extremely unbecoming. To all of you serial offenders out there, multiple messages, (especially the copy and pasted ones), are not going to do much more than irritate me. This was probably a waste of a sentence because it is painfully obvious that these people don't read profiles. Its gotta take a special breed of douche rocket to shotgun a completely generic paragraph to every girl who's picture they click on. One has to wonder if this tactic works, until one realizes that we are indeed on a crappy "dating" site. It then becomes crystal clear to me that i am about to delete this silly profile and never look back. If people on the internet can manage to piss me off so easily, its not looking so good for me out there in the real world. Sooo..****ers attitude appeals to you, feel free to hit me up. If you have had any problems understanding or grasping anything written here in, i would take my advice and refrain from contact. If the thought crosses your mind that you might just "be the one" to shock the living sh*tout of me, i would have to advise you to refrain from contact.;bend me over and...." (i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that sentence), I must warn you that messaging me would be the biggest waste of your time and i will more than likely make you feel about as small as we all know your member must be. You know who you are. If you are in any way compelled to give me your two cents on how ****y and cynical i sound, i'll save you the time that it takes to write that oh so original message and respond by saying, i am just a product of my surroundings on this site and grow a f***ing sense of humor, or an I.Q. that is higher than your shoe size. And now my tip of the century which i shall put into terms that may be intellectually digested by those who have so publicly proven that it is nothing short of a miracle that they managed to progress passed 5th grade: remove wedding ring before taking pics to upload to a dating site.$sha's disgusting but talented infestation of auto-tuned crabs that require damp and moist castles of CLITTER (vaginal glitter).
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StaceeOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
30 year old single mother of 2 beautiful girls who r my life. They r my priority! i work full time, and spend most of my spare time with my kids. I'm a tell it like it is kind of chick, don't sugar coat anything. I try...keyword is try... to live life like there is no tomorrow, love like I've never been heartbroken, dance like no one is watching and am not afraid to be exactly who I am. I am not looking for someone to complete me, I am 100% complete already. I am looking for someone that is already complete themselves looking for something real. I love to sing and will be the first person on the mic for karaoke. First person on the dance floor, and I will most likely be the loudest one in the room. My friends r like family to me, if you can't get along with us, then there is something wrong with you. I don't judge anyone, and do not care what people think about me. Can't stand games, so if you can't be honest then don't even bother wasting my time. Die hard Eagles fan, love the Phillies. I love to play volleyball and softball. I have tattoos and piercings and love being different. Not everyone is for everybody I'm not looking to fall in love on the first date, if we click great! if not, i make a great friend. You won't hurt my feelings at all if ur not interested, Im a very confident woman and I already have all I need, just looking for someone to share it with. just be real! If you want to hear more, send me a message! And...FYI if ur looking for a Barbie girl, who's skin and bones, I'm not her! I have curves!
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KymOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hi everyone! I am originally from Hungary, moved to NYC 8 years ago. I love my job and my friends. I am a lucky person. I am very energetic and I sustain my passions beyond my career. I love nature, travelling to unique places (Sri Lanka, Galapagos Islands), hiking, reading, sleeping in, cooking, taking extraordinary pictures of ordinary things. I am looking to talk to people who are willing to spend the time and effort to get to know someone and who prefer quality over quantity. I am looking for someone who is happy in his skin, enjoys his life or if not, at least has a plan to change it for the better. Career is important but to make time for friends and a relationship equally is. I prefer someone who has been in a real, good relationship, in a partnership where the two people make a team, and wishes to experience the same again. I hope to meet a gentleman, someone who is honest, considerate and ready to bring the stars down for the right woman. Who is ready to settle down if finds the right person. Some guidelines for those got up to this point:- If you rather have a drink than take a walk in the park, I am not a good fit for you-- If you finished your educational life at high school, I am not a good fit for you- If you are too busy to travel or spend time to get to know someone else, don't bother- If you think hiking or spending a Saturday in a forest is boring or it's a waste of time, I feel sorry for you- If working out (doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of your appearance) and making money is your top priority, once again.. don't bother- If you hate all cats and you want to kick them everytime you see one, then don't worry about sending me a message- If one of your profile pictures is a shirtless one or/and is taken by you in the mirror, don't worry about ***, just go on and find some friends..- If you don't like sarcasm and reading, well that's your loss.Don't let these statements fool you. I am actually very sweet and giving. I just want to save some time for both of us if we are not a matchIf you still want to ***, I am looking forward to hear from you!! Really. :)Maya The first date could be anything really, just be yourself and by yourself :)