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Bee, 32
United States, Alabama, Sylacauga

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About Me

ok so....Lets see... one of these again? Let me start off by stating that I have 7 personalities, 5 of which are insects. My closet is crammed with Dolce Gabbana, Prada, and Gucci. Nothing in my closet fits me. Happy people bother me, angry people anger me. Superficial, self absorbed people suck- and they're bad at it too. I was the one on the grassy knoll.I can easily pick $2.40 up with one side of the hiney. (Dont ask me how)Im half deaf but I can hear mice fart. In my spare time I build suspension bridges in my front yard. I had a kid only because I may need a kidney later in life...... OK lets be real- all that was just silly rants, seriously though, I love to laugh and making others laugh as well. Seems Im quite good at it too. Im not a very cynical woman nor do I go "bi-polar" on anyone. I hate small talk, all talk, and even walkin the walk. I prefer conversation with substance and people with depth. Im not perfect, no where near it, I have my issues as we all do, however, I DO NOT, and WILL NOT push my problems on other peoples plates. Hoping to meet all kinds of personalities, seeing as though I can get along with most. Im very wide open and sometimes I can be vulgar. Not to sound cliche here but I know that honesty brings comfort in any connection you encounter. Took me yrs to really understand that and now that I do, I expect it from anyone Im getting to know. I smoke, I drink, but Im not reckless, sloppy, or inconsiderate about my vices. I am a thick woman, however, I am not sloppy. I am very evenly proportioned, and I pull it off rather nicely. Im a lil choosey. Look- I am a fabulous bish to be kickin it with, if you liked anything I just exposed about myself- then lemme kno!......BTW!!!! I'M NOT PREJUDICE OR RACIST OR WHATEVER THE F*CK YOU WANNA SAY NOWADAYS, I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK GUYS!!! NEVER WILL BE! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOUR A BLACK DUDE! JUST NOT MY FLAVOR! SO SORRY! BUT NOT REALLY! whatevers clever.....I fuccin looooooove fishing.! Ill fish any of u under the effin water!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Renna from Sylacauga | Woman | 33 years old | Gemini
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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I like how this site is not as aggressive in the way it forces me to type more information about myself. I am not an online meet-up kind of person, but at the same time I work extensive hours as an environmental activist in a red state - you do the math. I suck at math. I had to put "looking for relationship" status because I am NOT that other kind of girl (if you know what I mean), so I guess the ideal kind of relationship for me right now in my life might just be someone who could bring me a sandwich for lunch every so often and then hang out on the weekend. It better be a really tasty sandwich though. Eventually. Some sort of sandwich might be involved, I guess.

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  • Zetta from Sylacauga | Woman | 31 years old | Aquarius
    Zetta

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Things about me: - I love to stay in shape - I like to eat healthy and organic foods - I will even let you choose the radio station we listen to on the first date. look for reasonable mates who can account for their deeds.

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  • Verdell from Sylacauga | Woman | 31 years old | Cancer
    Verdell

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    DO NOT SEND ME DISRESPECTFUL MESSAGES! I do not appreciate it and its not going to get you a response. Jeez has dating changed that much?! Are there really girls out there that respond positively to that crap? Smh grow up boys I need a man not a immature perv!The most important thing to know is I have 3 kids that are my whole world and they come first. Next thing is I am not a booty call so if a hook up is ur intention please DO NOT message me. I'm really just a simple country girl. I love to laugh and find the positive in everything.i might wear boots one day and heels the next. Music is huge with me, you really can find a song to relate to every point in ur life. I love old country music, it's kinda my thing at the moment. I enjoy doing many diff things, I can stay in and watch movies all day, go to a concert or play in the mud on four wheelers.i like bowling, shooting pool, bonfires and football(GO GAMECOCKS!) I'm pretty content doing anything. It's my goal to make people happy and keep them smiling. I put aside myself to please others, it's just who I am. It doesn't take much to make me happy I'm a pretty simple girl. I don't like arguing or fighting I'll just walk away if u try. I'm not very clingy or needy, I believe people need time apart and their own space. It's good to have time to miss someone so u will appreciate the time that u do spend together. I work a full time job and raise my three kids alone. I don't ask for help or expect it. I am proud of what all I do alone and I think it makes me a better person. If u wanna know anything else just hit me up.

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