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Sharona, 33
United States, Alabama, Smiths Station

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"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rainAnd the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagneIf you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the capeYou're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape"Turn Ons:1. Guys that do what they love, whether career or hobby.2. Guys that aren't too *** self centered to think that there might be someone or something bigger and greater than them. (God.)3. Guys who don't need to put foreign substances in their bodies to feel happy.4. Guys who believe children are blessings.5. Guys that love animals.6. Guys who understand the balance of hard work and hard play.7. Guys who understand the rules of life and karma and that you get what you give.8. Guys that write poetry, sing, or play an *** hands.10.Guys that can take it as well as they can dish it.11.Confidence.12. (In other words, can separate self from subject and agree to disagree.)13.Surfer bodies. Sorry, ijs.14.Upstanding yankee boys or midwestern gentlemen.15.Guys that aren't afraid to grab my hand and hold it if he likes me.16.Guys that can dance. That's hott.Turn offs:1. Guys that care about their looks way more than me or any other girl. (ei: tanning in a tanning beds and Gucci) 2, Guys that tell me how to dress and what to wear.3. Guys that complain about sand at the beach more than my 11 year old daughter.4. A picture perfect guy from a picture perfect family. (Puke. What are you hiding man?)5. Mama's boys.6. Guys that need constant petting and stroking of the ego.7. Guys that are scared of rides. Guys that are more scared than me about anything I guess.8. Guys that say they are "southern gentlemen" when there's nothing gentle about them at all; They're usually crude rednecks. Hey, if you are, rock it.9. Guys that lie about their height. Or lie about anything at all.10.Guys that talk to me on here and I can't find one thing that we have in common. The couple that plays together stays together!11.Guys that need a woman to make them a better person. Just be a good person already! All by yourself! C'mon! You can do it!12.Extreme body hair.Huh, I have more turn ons than turn offs...Does that mean I see the glass as half full...I think so!Now, for a list of my favorite quotes:"Often when people seem the most unlovable is when they need the most love.""I'm not Dutch. I'm Italian." I love that one!"The man is the head. But the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head anyway she wants."'I'm not a pessimist. I'm a realist."Now for a list of "Let's face it." From girls everywhere:If you put that you "Do not drink." Let's face it, you're an alcholic.If you put you "Drink > 3x's/week." Let's face it, you're an alcoholic.If you put you "Do drugs." You smoke weed and let's face it, weed's not a drug. If you actually did drugs, you wouldn't be on here.If you put that you are an "Occasional smoker." Let's face it, you're smoky smokerson.If you put "Guess." "Later." "Ask." "Yes." Or some other vague or witty response in the "Profession" category. Let's face it, you don't have one.If you put 5'9" in the height category. Let's face it, you're 5'6".If you put that you are looking for an "intimate encounter" or "casual dating." Let's face it, you have herpes.If you view someone, favorite someone, and want to meet someone but then never say hi. Let's face it, you're a stalker.If you put that you've only dated someone for less than a year and you're not in your 20's. Lets's face it, you can't commit.If every single pic of you is holding a baby, but then you put "No" to having children and "Undecided" to wanting children. Let's face it, you want children.If every single pic of you is wearing a hat. Let's face it, you're bald.If every single pic of you is wearing sunglasses. Let's face it, you're married.If every single pic of you is with a friend. Let's face it, we don't know which one is you.If every single pic looks like a completely different person. Let's face it, we don't know what to make of this.If you put "Other" for ethnicity, Let's face it, we don't know what the heck that means!=)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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