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About Me

OK so clearly we have both given up trying to meet people the usual way...that's why were here right? Read on....(but don't take every word seriously)I've been single just long enough to figure out what I'm looking for, but not long enough to settle for something that isn't fantastic! Doesn't seem like it should be too hard to find!?I have kids. Two of them. They’re young (9 & 6) and awesome, but get one drop of sugar in them and you’re dealing with a feeding-Gremlins-after-midnight situation. Do you have kids? That’s cool. I can work with that, but I’ll probably judge your parenting style and will constantly think in my head how superior my children are.On the plus side, my kids both have the same baby daddy, so if we get serious, there’s only one dude you have to engage in awkward interactions with.When I’m not building forts, I'm either at work, or trying to find something to do other than lay on the couch. I have some trust issues. I’ve been hurt. I’m sure you have, too, but we’re talking about me now. We’ll do that a lot. I’ll overthink and question everything to the point it drives me mad until I feel comfortable trusting you.There’s a few positives about me that help outweigh all the crazy, but I’ll let you figure those out on your own, that’s the fun part, the getting to know each other. I mean, finding out someone you’re interested in was once awarded a Best Ass trophy is a way better surprise than anything I wrote about here. Let’s keep the surprises fun.CheersSome of this may be stolen from the inter web...but I have a great sense of humor First date….not sure!!! I am willing to entertain any reasonable offer.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Looking to get out and meet people now that I moved back. I am not into drugs. (please don't even bother to contact me if that is something you're into)I like to fish, rollerblade, walks and coffee. Live music, comedians, a beer on a patio. I am pretty casual outdoor kinda girl. Once in while I like some excitement but not the drama kind.I guess the rest will be discovered when we meet. :)wow boring!!! I Don't want to talk about what I can offer you or my accomplishments or my goals, my dreams or the perfect man.How about I give you an idea of what kinda of person I think I am. (one of the three selves) I think I am funny therefore I laugh at my own jokes. They are suttle, dry, dark, sarcastic, off the wall and dirty (sometimes cheesy but only in public).I believe that trust is more important than love. I love grilled cheese sandwiches but don't trust them.I am a problem solver, I live by proactive than reactive. I cant fix all your problems but I can fix the bathroom and build a deck.I am of the female variety therefore I am crazy. That being said it depends on the level of crazy. I say I would be a one or two.I don't like to talk about something until the emotion has passed therefore I can think clearly.I don't like to fight but will if I cant run. ( especially in public around friends or family)eye eye eye..The three selves: The person I portray to be.The person I am.The person You see me as.All three of these are a matter of perception. I like to do things.I prefer a action date or something simple. Action I mean ice breaker by having something elc to focus on besides the awkward stare.(lol)A walk in the park, fishing, oh wait its becoming winter soon..hmmm coffee or drinks and a awkward stare.

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    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I believe I am a good, honest person seeking the same in a partner.I have two amazing kids, they are my entire world. I am not looking for a father for them, they have one.I am looking for a grown ass man, one with his sh*t together. If you live on your moms couch and put all your money into partying and video games....,the answer is NO!I am not here to "hook up" and have a plethora of sleezy affairs, so don't even waste my time asking.

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