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Jodie, 32

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About Me

So...I'm incredibly sarcastic, funny, and fun, but I can also be super serious and lately I've been very reflective so I actually have two profiles...scroll down for the super sarcastic profile. Let me know which one you like best if you manage to read this entire novel ;)Super serious profile:I’m 32 years old and I’ve seen and done a lot...I’I’ve seen great poverty and I’ve seen great wealth and am fortunate to never have experienced either.I’ve been blessed with the opportunity to teach and touch the lives of over 2,***children.I’I’ve fallen in love.I’ve had my heart broken repeatedly.I’ve heard the quiet of a cathedral and marveled at the splendor of stained glass and construction that somehow cannot be reproduced in our fast paced American lives.I’ve experienced great pain, both physically and emotionally.I've seen God.I’ve built and created beautiful things using my hands.I’ve survived change.I’ve walked paths once reserved for royalty.I’ve acknowledged my shortcomings.Super Sarcastoc:I'm funny and incredibly sarcastic. I'm also an artist and a wonderful art teacher. I'm a far better teacher than artist. I love all things creative. I recently built a massive teepee on my porch. It's every bit as amazing as you might be imagining. I also love to run. I'm sweet, kind, and helpful. I can't help but help.So what am I looking for...Someone who is funny. Okay, I really am 32, but I can text like a 16 year old girl. I'm fast and funny so I need someone who can fire back at me with something equally hilarious.Someone who is in a secure, stable place. That means your career and your family. I can't help you "find yourself" and I can't help you get over your ex. No rebounds or undergrad students.Someone who likes kids. My kids are with me the majority of the time. In turn, if you have kids then I'm totally okay with it. I taught elementary school for 6 years and am actually looking forward to a blended family.Someone who is active. I love to run. Love it! I don't run so I can eat whatever I want, I run because it clears my head and makes me feel good. With that said, don't expect me to run through mud or people throwing paint.Someone who wants to be adored. I want to be someones biggest fan. I'm not interested in a lukewarm relationship or watered down affection. Give me a reason to be your cheerleader.Someone who knows what they believe in. I'm a Christian and believe that God's best for me will be a man of faith and conviction.This one is not a deal breaker, but I'm tiny and I like a big man. It makes me feel even smaller and I like that. I like to stand on my toes to kiss.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Merri

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Ahhh....the part where I reel you in by talking about ALL the things that make me interesting. Let's see, well, I DO own a car, haha, which was one of the questions and apparently a pretty important piece of information. I am gainfully employed (same place for 9 years now) and I also own a home. Now if THAT don't have you salivating. Tee hee. I'm pretty quirky at times. I really love to laugh and enjoy life. I'm a writer by nature so at times, I tend to be wordy and have to make a conscious effort to know when to stop typing. I'm a sucker for arcade games and even video games sometimes, though I'm truthfully not "skilled" at either...I sure have fun trying.I love music and it truly has been a huge influence in my life....pretty much my whole life. There is no specific genre that draws me in-really it all does. It just makes me smile and lifts my spirits. I enjoy live music and nothing makes me more giddy than to be twirled to a favorite song. It's strange the choices given on some of the topics so for elaboration's sake: I don't consider myself religious and do not belong to a specific church or denomination but I do consider myself a woman of faith and am a spiritual being. I dont judge based on religious beliefs or for any other reason. I'm pretty open minded in general and accept that we are all different and unique and what a boring world would it be if we weren't.I'm not a political person and am not prone to sit and debate about our president, our government, etc. Again, I certainly don't knock those who are hard core political beings....its just not who *I* am.And lastly, I chose "looking to date but nothing serious" because I simply am not "seeking out a serious relationship". I am, however, open to the possibility of finding that if that is what the universe throws my way. Ideally a first date would not be at the movies or somewhere loud or impossible to talk. Conversation is key on first dates so that we can really get to know one another and enjoy each other's company. Creativity is SUCH a bonus and if someone pays attention and surprises me by taking me somewhere that I *mentioned* enjoying-that's extra brownie points. And on the flip side, if I, for *** I loathe Indian food and THAT is where we go....well....then you are not a very good listener. Haha.

  • Gene

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    IF I ADD YOU TO MY FAVORITES ITS BECAUSE IM INTERESTED IN YOU BUT I DONT HAVE TINE TO SEND A MESSAGE. YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME SOONI consider myself to be a proud work in progress. I would love to meet someone who loves me with the kind of unconditional love I am prepared to give. That is how I know he will be worthy of the woman I strive to become. I pride myself on being a big woman who defies steriotypes. I am fun, funny, smart, extremely open minded and confident. I am also vulgar and firey temperedI would love to meet omeone who is social, open, passionate and self aware.You wil love me! I love men who take onitiative so you decide. In fact, you can pick me up.I think a concert is the perfect first date. Getting sweaty to a band we boh love, bumping into strangers, rubbing up against each other... why not?

  • Isleen

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I am a mother of two and a Licensed Practical Nurse. I have been separated/divorced for a little over three years. I am restarting my life and learning from past mistakes. I want to find the guy who makes me want to delete this profile.I am tall and I only date guys who are taller than me.) Also if you aren't into girls with tattoos you are wasting your time and mine. I have three and plan on getting at least a few more.Tall guys with tattoos always turn my head. Beyond physical attraction, I need someone who loves kids, with a great sense of humor, who is a little bit sarcastic, strong willed, playful, affectionate, and smart. Someone who will stand beside me, support me when I am weak, and who isn't too proud to allow me to do the same for him. My best friend.I'm a laid back girl, affectionate, honest, loyal, and level headed. I am down for anything from a night out on the town to sitting home on the couch cuddled up with a movie. I am looking for something real that is worth the time I invest in it, so if you are too then send me a message. Also I am technically a non smoker but I do use an e-cigarette on a regular basis and that isn't going to change. Thanks for checking out my profile and good luck to you. = =) Something fun that allows us to get to know each other without feeling like we are getting put under a microscope. Bowling, Shooting pool, dinner, drinks and live music. What you do really isn't as important as who you do it with.

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