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About Me

I have enjoyed being single for a while so now it's time to get back in the game. My sense of humor is dark and sarcastic so you have been warned ;). I am not looking for 'casual', I actually want to meet and get to know someone. I love cooking, movies, pretty dresses, and christmas music. If you want to know more, ask. A few things to consider before you message me:I don't do drugs and I don't care to be around anyone who does.Also, if you live with your parents or on a friend's couch, or have small children, I'm not interested.I don't like looking at pictures of people holding dead animals.If you only have 1 blurry picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror, you won't get a response. And if you're not smiling I will pass you by. Nobody likes your ' thug' face bro. I will not respond to a message that just says "Hi" or "Hey". Ask me some fun questions!Please be honest about how tall you are because I like to wear heels. That translates to: Anyone under 5'9" need not apply.And if you don't have hair, don't bother.Also, recent events have brought to my attention that I actually have to say that I will not get involved with a married man. This is a toughie! The only thing that comes to mind is mainlining tequila. Just kidding...it would have to be vodka. Seriously though, bowling or a pub quiz would be fun and its good to have an activity to keep the conversation going.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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  • Meryl

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Hi ! First things first, I'm not here for sex and I'm not here to play games. So if that's what you want , sorry I'm not for you. I want a gentleman. I want someone that is willing to move slow but steady. I am here to hopefully find someone I can connect with on every level and have fun with and hopefully spend my life with. I am not in a rush to settle down but I will not waste my time or yours if I'm not feeling you;) If I don't respond to you, don't get offended. Not everyone is my type lol (for the inquiring minds ; at least 5'9", dark hair, clean cut, nice smile). If you can not spell out simple words in a message, I won't *** If you do not have a picture up, I will not *** If you are posing with drugs or a wad of cash , you are lame and I will not *** On here looks are obviously the first thing that draws your attention to someone BUT I am definitely a personality girl. I LOVEEEEE a man with an awesome sense of humor, that can make me laugh and that is easy going. I do not like a clinging, needy man.... Or in that case woMan. Haha. I HATE pushy men! And I can't stand a whiny man. Ewe. Complete turn off. A little about lil ole ME ;) (fluttering eyelashes) . I am a mother of one teenage boy and he will always be #1 in my life. He is an athlete so I am very busy with him. I love to have fun. I love to laugh! :) I believe in a ***relationship. I can be very quiet until I get to know you. I am extremely sarcastic, opinionated and non tolerant of ***, close minded people. I am open minded, optimistic and thoughtful. I love to dress up and to feel beautiful but I also love to throw on some jeans and a tshirt and watch football ! :) When I am in a relationship, I am a "ride or die" type chick. I will always have your back (unless you are doing something to hurt "our family" duh:***and I will go above and beyond to make you feel wanted, needed, happy and secure with me and in our relationship.I HATE drama and I won't put up with it . My taste in music is Rap, hip hop, R&B :) I also listen to Dub step, classic rock, alternative, country, jazz, blues. I listen to almost everything. Lol. Whatever we decide if we get to that point :)

  • Leo

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Selling yourself in a little box hoping a fish bites and holds on for dear life. Alrighty then.I'm a nut in a world full of squirrels. (If you can make any sense of that statement then please tell me. I'd be interested in what other people think :D) Alright serious business now. I'm a mother of multiple children, who by my own admission doesn't have all the time in the world for actually getting out and doing all of the things that I'd love to do. That being said, I wouldn't change it for the world because my kids keep me grounded and real. I'm a silly girl that just likes to laugh and spend my time on this planet a happy one. I'm more then a little over obsessed with music and can usually be found playing it at all times. I love movies, especially independent ones lately, I find myself getting sucked into them but that's probably the writer in me. I freelance edit as my career choice but am currently working on a second revise of a novel which I will be publishing hopefully by years end. It's the other place all of my focus goes when not needed on my children. Or maybe its just my other child either way! (Note: If you notice errors in the profile given what I've said what my job is, just keep them to yourself, lol its being done in my off hours.)I'm sure there is so much more I could say here but giving away everything just takes the mystery out of it and I do like living for the learning experience. You Should Message Me If:You've actually read the profile and not just the pictures. (Note:If all I get are messages about my looks, odds are I won't answer, but then again if you don't read this you won't know that, so probably wasted time and words lol)You're silly.You're a genuinely nice person. You're not just interested in talking sex or getting together for a hookup. (I'm seriously way too old for that sh*tnow)You're not focused so much on the physical but willing to look at the entire package inside and outYou've got a big heart. I'm looking for that big heart, because paired with mine it would be pretty freaking epic.You're creative. You like music as much as me.You're looking for a realistic fairy tale. To find someone to share life with and have it be fun and entertaining without the drama and other related crap no one has time for.You smile at least once a dayYou're romanticannnnnnd last but not least...you love your family and friends Tip: Try saying something more then hello. That way we can get the ball rolling quickly and not waste each others time :) If I'm not for you, then please, happy fishing and I really do hope you find what you're looking for. :) I'm a coffee junkie, so quite frankly, the most awesome date ever would be a coffee or tea related one. Add in a nice walk, preferably near water and I might just be yours forever :D

  • Rainbow

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-49

    Hi! My name is Rainbow. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Ragland, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

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