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April
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hmmm, what to say... I am somewhat new to single life and to this whole on-line dating thing. It is soooo weird! I mean, am I right guys??? I don't remember dating being this "interesting" last time I was single.I laugh all the time and find humor in pretty much everything. Unfortunately, I've been known to laugh at very inappropriate/serious moments as well. And being reprimanded only makes me laugh harder. What the hell is wrong with me? Don't answer that... There is nothing sexier to me than someone who can make me laugh until my sides hurt (especially if he is chiseled and bronzed and extremely rich - haha, just kidding)!I am definitely a girl who likes to try new things. Life is too short not to. I'm learning guitar right now and absolutely love it! Also, I love being outdoors. Hiking or running on a beautiful day is the best! I have been doing a lot of yoga lately and really adore it. Meditation as well. Keeps me sane, at least I think that's what they call this... Maybe not.I'm pretty well-rounded and non-judgemental. I am a great listener as well. Just be honest with me about who you are or what you're looking for. for that silly stalking charge... J/K! It will save us both a lot of time. I am very low drama and don't want or need it in my life. I don't care what kind of car you drive or how much money you make - it is not substitution for a personality and the ability to carry on an intelligent conversation.... Also, I cannot date a guy who I can't have an actual conversation with where we both have different takes on an issue! That's what makes the world go round and I love being shown something from another point of view I might not have thought about!! It is not an insult if another person does not have the exact same beliefs and opinions as you do. Agree to disagree.... Or I will slap you.I only seriously date guys that I can hang out with. Gotta be great friends and not make me want to bang my head against the wall until I lose consciousness. Almost all of my good friends are guys - I think my sense of humor is more easily translated by the male species - even though they are the weaker sex. Lol! I would hook you up to a lie detector and have my dad ask you some questions. I'm kidding, I would only do that on a second date. Seriously though, I would love to pack a picnic and go on a hike to somewhere beautiful. Or maybe get some Chinese and play frisbee at the park. And if we are truly enjoying our time together, we could do some whip-its and rob a ***!!!!
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Edytha
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Being spontaneous and living life is what I love to do. I enjoy many types of music. I\'m here on the website, seeking someone who is attractive on the outside, but on the inside as well.
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Annabell
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
;, ARE YOUNGER THAN 30, HAVE ONLY A HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION, AND HAVE VISIBLE TATTOOS. Also, please don't be offended but I am not interested in dating African American or Asian men. Sorry! I feel I've got much more depth and alot more heart! I just need someone who's CUTE, a hot little NEWT! Come and be my SALMON, and you and me could be JAMMIN!Maybe you're that *** kick online dating to the CRAPPER! I really need some HELP, as I swim through all the KELP, to find that certain BASS who can appreciate my SASS! So until the water goes DRY, I think I'm worth a TRY, so if you're that special DUDE, please don't be RUDE, even if you're SHY, just simply say HI, and I'm not gonna LIE, I may not REPLY, cuz we all have our TYPE, so to hell with all the HYPE! It's all about taking a DIVE, cuz with rejection, we often THRIVE. So as I gather BAIT, a real man I AWAIT, so in the meantime I'll keep TRYING, bad fish I'll be FRYING, I'll reach out with my ROD, and pray to the dating GOD, so if you're the catch of the DAY, then send an ***! I'll be waiting at the LAGOON, hope to hear from you SOON!So if not by water then maybe by SKY, I'll do what it takes to find my perfect GUY, or maybe he's burning like a flame to FIRE, a man with integrity is what I DESIRE, but no matter the elements, I know somewhere on EARTH is the one with whom I'm looking, and the one that I'm WORTH! ha!And yes, I wrote that rap. And if you're nice, I can write one for your profile too! Boom! Yes please.