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Annabell, 31

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About Me

;, ARE YOUNGER THAN 30, HAVE ONLY A HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION, AND HAVE VISIBLE TATTOOS. Also, please don't be offended but I am not interested in dating African American or Asian men. Sorry! I feel I've got much more depth and alot more heart! I just need someone who's CUTE, a hot little NEWT! Come and be my SALMON, and you and me could be JAMMIN!Maybe you're that *** kick online dating to the CRAPPER! I really need some HELP, as I swim through all the KELP, to find that certain BASS who can appreciate my SASS! So until the water goes DRY, I think I'm worth a TRY, so if you're that special DUDE, please don't be RUDE, even if you're SHY, just simply say HI, and I'm not gonna LIE, I may not REPLY, cuz we all have our TYPE, so to hell with all the HYPE! It's all about taking a DIVE, cuz with rejection, we often THRIVE. So as I gather BAIT, a real man I AWAIT, so in the meantime I'll keep TRYING, bad fish I'll be FRYING, I'll reach out with my ROD, and pray to the dating GOD, so if you're the catch of the DAY, then send an ***! I'll be waiting at the LAGOON, hope to hear from you SOON!So if not by water then maybe by SKY, I'll do what it takes to find my perfect GUY, or maybe he's burning like a flame to FIRE, a man with integrity is what I DESIRE, but no matter the elements, I know somewhere on EARTH is the one with whom I'm looking, and the one that I'm WORTH! ha!And yes, I wrote that rap. And if you're nice, I can write one for your profile too! Boom! Yes please.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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