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AmieOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Before you read my profile, let's get a few things out of the way... Serial daters need not apply. .. I'm a very smart woman and will figure you out :-) *~*~I am a huge MIZZOU fan and dislike the red and blue birds! Lol*~*~Please don't message me if you are in your teens or twenties; chances are we have nothing in common.*~*~I am NOT looking for a hook up. Let's face it...us girls can get a hook up anytime we want :) lol I am over all the dating games so if you are just playing the number game, please don't even waste my time! *~*~I cannot have anymore children. I have 3 beautiful children and would prefer someone who also has children.I've recently lost a lot of weight and am focused on getting healthy and staying in the gym, I would like to find someone who has the same focus so we can keep each other motivated :) . I enjoy laughing and the simple things in life. I am ready to find that connection and live the life I deserve!Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? HA!3 facts about life: You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. You're retarded cause you just tried it and realized that you can.Now you're smiling cause you're an idiot. LOLok ok how about 10 Facts about YOU1. You're reading this right now. 2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped three.5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling.7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid.9. You didn't realize I skipped eight. 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.11. You didn't realize there's supposed to be 10 facts...Did you know if you put your finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like the pac-man game?!!??So you made it this far and you're thinking.... Lol Its true I do have a crazy side but its all in good humor! If you wanna know more; message me to see if we have a connection ;-) I'm beginning to think that men are like parking spots; all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped!!! HA Prove me wrong!! Oh and before you *** nasty message about being handicapped - I am referring to someone who has behavioral issues by choice , not an actual handicapped person!!!
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RaeOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am a fun loving girl who enjoys life and what it has to offer. I enjoy living in MN after living in 5 different states and 2 countries and look forward to traveling more. I am family oriented, and love being with my nieces when I can. I enjoy summer, being at the cabin, boating, the beaches, swimming, walking, patios, trying new places to eat, happy hours/getting a cup of coffee, music, movies in the park, bocce ball, volleyball, kick ball, zumba, and farmers markets. I own my own house and enjoy grilling, baking and figuring out new projects that I want to do. I hope to find a man who is genuine, light-hearted and is willing to try new things together. I am always up to try something new, but also enjoy a night in.
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TomokoOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
FIRST THINGS FIRST--if you are closer in age to my parents (who are both ***than me, do not contact me. I LOVE travel. The Simpsons. Dive bars filled with old timers. Live blues and jazz (take me to JazzFest--my FAVORITE!)..."; by Skloot might be the best book I've read, in at least the past 5 years). Gophers and Twins and (usually) Vikings--MN sports, let's be real. I also love EPL, international soccer...I HATE hipsters. The use of "LOL" in any form of communication (but actually laughing out loud is okay, just write it all out, don't abbreviate it!). Bad spelling. Bad teeth. Any type of auto racing. Bigots/homophobes/etc. The NBA. Mega-churches.I don't take selfies because I always look like I'm having a stroke when taking selfies. Plus I hate selfies.I'm usually pretty sarcastic and will often say things for shock value, but may be more reserved one-on-one. But for the most part, I'm pretty outspoken and vocal. If you are looking for a demure woman who is quiet and has no opinion, well keep on moving. I am VERY PRO-CHOICE and PRO-GAY RIGHTS. If you are not, do not bother contacting me. We will not get along.My body type is some megamix of average, curvy (very busty), a few extra pounds here and there. I don't know how you can just pick one description because is anyone REALLY only one type? For the most part, I'm comfortable with my body and what I look like, which is the most important thing...most days I feel like I am HWP, but sometimes I look in the mirror and think, "BLAH UGH." Luckily those days are few and far between. I usually think I am the complete package!! But I love a good mix of music--Beatles, rap (Snoop!)--both old and new, old school R&..I don't really listen to much new music, I guess. I love old jukebox-y stuff and grandpa/grandma music, stuff that an old timer band would play in a small town bandstand during their summer festival, for example. No contemporary country though! Ugh, fans of Kenny Chesney or Tim McGraw or anything similar need not apply.I have a pretty good sense of humor and will not laugh at something (either that happens or that someone says) unless I genuinely find it funny. No courtesy laughs from me! (unless you're a wee child or an elderly person)I don't like cats. I don't mind dogs. But I have no pets myself and don't feel compelled to have any, either. I could work on this but don't have a reason to do so at the moment, hence pet-less in St.If we do meet up and you feel how I've represented myself in my profile (either pictures OR my essay here) gives a false representation of who I am, please let me know. I'm putting it out there as I would say/see it in person to hopefully key you in to how I really am. So please don't expect someone different!It's/its, they're/there/their, you're/your. I am judging you based on this...and spelling. Obviously.That's all I got for now. Meet for drinks and conversation to see if we are compatible in person, or if it was just a written connection. I prefer to text for a bit before meeting, but that hasn't worked yet so maybe I need to mix it up...:)