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AmieOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Before you read my profile, let's get a few things out of the way... Serial daters need not apply. .. I'm a very smart woman and will figure you out :-) *~*~I am a huge MIZZOU fan and dislike the red and blue birds! Lol*~*~Please don't message me if you are in your teens or twenties; chances are we have nothing in common.*~*~I am NOT looking for a hook up. Let's face it...us girls can get a hook up anytime we want :) lol I am over all the dating games so if you are just playing the number game, please don't even waste my time! *~*~I cannot have anymore children. I have 3 beautiful children and would prefer someone who also has children.I've recently lost a lot of weight and am focused on getting healthy and staying in the gym, I would like to find someone who has the same focus so we can keep each other motivated :) . I enjoy laughing and the simple things in life. I am ready to find that connection and live the life I deserve!Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? HA!3 facts about life: You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. You're retarded cause you just tried it and realized that you can.Now you're smiling cause you're an idiot. LOLok ok how about 10 Facts about YOU1. You're reading this right now. 2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped three.5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling.7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid.9. You didn't realize I skipped eight. 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.11. You didn't realize there's supposed to be 10 facts...Did you know if you put your finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like the pac-man game?!!??So you made it this far and you're thinking.... Lol Its true I do have a crazy side but its all in good humor! If you wanna know more; message me to see if we have a connection ;-) I'm beginning to think that men are like parking spots; all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped!!! HA Prove me wrong!! Oh and before you *** nasty message about being handicapped - I am referring to someone who has behavioral issues by choice , not an actual handicapped person!!!
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IvvahOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
HIHIWell this is your first impression of me.. great.. guess I better not mess this up right. What can I say about me to catch your interest. Hmm. Let me think i am a fun, loving woman who is a ****... Beautiful Intelligent Tenacious Caring and Helpful... and lets be honest you piss me off bad enough and I am Bold Insistent Tactless Cruel and Hard. still wanna know more GREAT. because there is a lot about me to know. Let see i guess I should give you the warning all my friends and enemies have gotten. Do not ask something to which you do not want the answer. For example if you ask me if an outfit makes you look fat.. and it does.. I WILL say yes.Second no I will not show you my body or want you to do the same the first time we chat.. I am not looking to get laid, I am looking for friends, if we can't be friends then step off. there are many of others out there that don't need that respect. I doYour still here hmm, no I am not trying to scare anyone away.. ok maybe a few creepers but that's it. I am a single mother so I like to be honest and up front. Always have tried to be, but as a mom I haven't got time for Bull crap. My daughter is my world my everything. the quickest way to piss me off is to hit the mommy button.. you mess with my daughter and her needs ( yes needs I do not believe in over spoiling) and I will blow.. You push to far and I get cold calm and angry.. but it takes me a hell of a lot to get there.I am also a pagan, that means I believe in the natural order and worship the old gods. I am a witch. wanna know more feel free to ask me. ( please remember the warning) I do not believe in lies, however some things just don't need to be said. I do energy work and I try to help those around me grow and become who they are meant to be. sorry if anything I say bothers some of you but hey this is me.I love art( can start drawing and totally lose track of time), music, and cooking, movies and video games, snuggles and sex. yes a woman willing to admit that she likes sex. nothing wrong with it so long as your safe right. I believe that sensuality and chivalry is not dead, but a dying art. I try to be a nice person, but I am also very bad ;-3 .. and I am a ferret.. I love so much. take music for example. I try to sing rock but meh long way to go before i say I can hehe. I love black metal and enjoy classics.. I dance to techno and industrial.. it's that way with most of what I like.We all have our own paths to walk, and that is alright if yours does not go the same way as mine. But maybe maybe .. if its time for us to do so. we can walk together for a while.So snuggles huggles dooks and kisses.Side note since i have had a few bad *** here... I am a busy woman. i will answer when i can but if you can't be patient then sorry that is your problem not mine. I will answer when I can First date first date.. hmmm ok here goes one I have always wanted.. ( sorry hopeless romantic)We agree it meet at noon at the park. i have brought home made fudge and a sweet fruit tea as promised. We meet and walk down the treed path until we find a little more quiet place. you spread out a blanket and i place the goodies in the center , you add what you have brought. You surprise me with a small potted pansy ( I am not a big fan of dead flowers like roses). from my mp3 player a mix of techno, industrial,metal, nature and folk music plays. we enjoy a great lunch, talking about books and movies, tattoos and what we have drawn and hey does that cloud look like a fish to you. just enjoying each others company. After dropping the picnic stuff off we walk the trails talking and just getting to know each other. we decided to eat supper on a patio then continue our exploration. Maybe ending with listening to music around a fire the stars over head. the moon shinning brightly.. a slow lingering kiss..
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GladyOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Let's see, what can I say about me. To start I'm a country girl at heart. I am most comfortable in my jeans and t-shirt, but can dress up. Just a few things about me, I like cold weather, riding 4 wheelers, hanging out with friends, bowling, pool, and living life. I am also a pet lover. I have a few cats of my own. I am currently seeking someone to get to know and maybe get close to. What I want is someone who doesn't mind a little extra weight, and will, on occasion, tell me I'm beautiful, sexy, pretty, cute, etc... pick your favorite. If you are interested in getting to know me, I'm pretty easy going. Anything you want to know just ask. I would have to *** few times before I agreed to meet them in person. FYI: I am NOT looking for a one night stand. The first date would be simple. Something fun, like bowling or pool, that offers conversation. I would like to get to know the person, while we enjoy each others company. I'm not a one night stand, so intimacy on the first date is out. I want someone to make me laugh. I don't want to date someone who can't hold a decent conversation or that doesn't talk.