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Lala, 51
United States, Alabama, Odenville

Offline, last seen Thu, 16 Jul 2026 05:57:59

About Me

If you type a bunch of characters right here in a effort to circumvent the system it will ask you if you are trying to be funny. A website with a sense of humor!I like to do all sorts of things, mostly outside; most of them center around my kid at the moment -he's 12 so it should be that way but he won't be 12 forever. There is room in my heart for you though. I'm looking for someone to hang out with and hopefully it will turn into something more - pretty much everybody says that don't they? I guess I'm like everyone , at least the females: I'm human and female - not sure if that helps or hinders; but from what I've seen out there in the big bad world I'm really just kind of average. I'm TOLD that I am: sarcastic, funny, a freak, have a great sense of humor, interesting, beautiful, sexy, thin, fat, mean, kind, passionate, insensitive, overly sensitive, boring, heartless, have a superiority complex, lack confidence....maybe you can figure it - I sure can't. :) Recently I was told that I am too intense. Hmmmmm.I'm normal. I don't do drama - my brain doesn't work that way. I'm not devious or underhanded and I don't have ulterior motives. I don't fight - but I will stand up for what I believe is right. I think that normal people get irritated with each other but that's nothing to lose an eye over.No tats on this girl or unusual piercings, have three in one ear and one in the other - personal choice. I have nothing against them - just don't have any. I'm anatomically correct and assume that you are - I don't need pics of you to prove it. As the school nurse I teach growth and development to 5th graders - I know what those parts look like and have a power point diagram that I can make as large as I want. Not a prude - just feel that should be more of a private encounter.I'm getting into working out, running and zumba....still, I have to force myself. I like the results though Now that's just silly! Let's meet first: keep it short and simple and public. We can always change our minds. Have something in mind though - you asked me. If I ask you I'll come up with something.Dating on here is like playing the lottery - you can't win if you don't play.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

German Spirituality
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