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HaeOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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IndyOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
-old and a 1year-old they are my life.. so if you don't like kids then you won't like me. i recently quit my job as a server after 10 years and am now working as a housekeeper at a local motel. its ok id rather serve but a job is a job. I'm very real upfront and outspoken i tell it like it is. i dislike liers theifs and people who cheat on the one they say they love. what am i looking for here i guess would be a friend at first and if something more becomes of it lucky u lol so that's pretty much all imma say if u want to know anything I'm sure ill have an answer and if i don't ill make one up. lol just kidding I'm a sarcastic smarty pants sometimes too lol Id just like to maybe go out to dinner maybe a walk um u could always take me shopping lol just hang out really get to know one another on a real level. if your fake and just looking to bang then keep browsing bro I'm not into the games
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GuadalupeOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
A woman should be two things: Classy & FabulousFirst and foremost, I'm a mommy to a little princess, she's two... and she is my world :)I am very outgoing!! I love sports and am very outdoorsy, but I also enjoy having a relaxing night in at home with my loved ones. I'm extremely silly and I love to & make others laugh.I have a soft spot for the elderly, I'm and old soul. I take care of the people I love! I give them all of me to make sure they are happy! Looking for that special someone. I know he's out there! I'm not trying to find someone to support my daughter and I... I take care of us! I just need the man of my dreams! Honestly, I genuinely enjoy kind-hearted people; I am definitely looking for a gentleman.Please only message me if you can carry a conversation! It's like pulling teeth if you can't and that is annoying. I may seem like I am mean or bratty by my requests... I'm not! I'm a total sweetheart, almost too much. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I just know what I'm looking for is all ;) I tend to be interested in someone older than I; I feel as though boys my age don't seem to have/want what I am looking for. So this woman likes a man :) I'm a woman, not a little girl ;) I'm not saying I won't date someone my age.. just would prefer at least 24 and not over 38. I'm being lenient ;) If your profile picture is you without a shirt on, flexing in the mirror, don't even bother :)If your looking for someone to just get freaky with... Keep scrolling! I am not your one night stand. I'm a woman, I have class and I respect myself!