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Annalise, 23

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About Me

Hiya there! Nice to meet you! :)Feel free to message me even if you just want to give a hi there, you never know what could become of it. :) I have tons of interests, as you can see from what I've listed, and truly find other people's lives, interests, and stories fascinating. I also will always reply because I consider it rude not to. I do however really appreciate good grammar. I consider myself to be blunt and brutality honest, but I consider myself to be a caring person, and a good listener, so don't feel shy if you just want to talk for the sake of talking, I welcome it. :) I am however searching for my best friend, my soul mate.I'm not big into country/jazz/blues/ music or anything by Elvis, tattoos, piercings (other than a couple on ears), heavy drinking, smoking, drugs, or are looking for hook ups. Now I know, nobody is perfect, but I'm definitely not interested in hearing from anyone who does the last four things I've listed.I love being outdoors, from hanging out making s'mores in front of a bon fire by the pond to berry picking, from horseback riding to biking, I find almost anything fun, but I don't mind being indoors playing a board game or watching a movie, or both at the same time is fun too. Also, I may seem quite extroverted, but I'm usually more introverted in person, and can be quite shy until I get to know you. :)Cheers!****WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current, and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy, and will be subject to legal ramifications.****(It is recommended that other members post a similar notice.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Gaby

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-30

    Hi! My name is Gaby. I am separated spiritual but not religious hispanic woman with kids from Guntersville, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Hae

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    Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

    Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.

  • Shirley

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    Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

    I love to be outside walking and hiking through the woods. Being amongst nature is where I can feel closer to God. I love a person that can hold a conversation, and knows how to be the real one in a relationship.

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