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Myranda, 25

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About Me

For starters, I'm offensive and crude; can't take a joke? Don't message me...sarcasm is my second language. If u text like dis n/or have da IQ of a cucumber; don't message me. If you lack conversational skills; don't message me.If you've made it this far; message me. Spend hours laughing then stage my kidnapping and send the video to my best friend.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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