SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SherylOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I work long hours which makes me want something simple and easy. I have fun doing almost anything. I would prefer a guy who is similar to me. If you have any questions or want to know anything else just ask me! TBD
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PaigeOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
So. Here's where I tell you how awesome I am and why you should date me. But. Eff that. I prefer to just say it like it is.I am:30A homeownerA 2 dog ownerA 3 cat ownerA car ownerI also rent 2 rooms of my house out to my mother and brother. The brother most likely is not permanent. My mother is.I work full time and I'm under paid. Oh well. That's life. I am rude. Sarcastic. Annoying. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I like whiskey. I like vodka. I've yet to find a beer I like.I drive faster than I should. I'm more judgemental then I have a right to be.I'm wild and crazy. I'm painfully shy and introverted. I probably won't like you. I probably won't reply to you.I'm clumsy. Very.If you send me "hi" I hit delete.I don't know what I want. I'm crap at dating.I love movies. Stand up comedy. Drinking. Mini golf though I'm awful. I hate bowling.I like food. I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl. I branch out but I could live on it.I'm chubby and thats never gonna change. If you don't like it why are you talking to me. Brat. I've got issues.Things I Find Amusing:People who use prison photosPeople that block me before I replyPeople that *** my weight.People that *** my number on the first message. Does that ever work? If it does be careful.People that send****pics unrequested. No thanks. I like a good penis don't get me wrong but you're already on trial for a date. Don't screw up that easily. People that tell me I'm a self absorbed ****. Yes. I am. I think this profile proves that. Why waste my time or yours if you're gross. Or I'm not attracted. Not everyone likes me or the other way around. Grow up.
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PollyOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Still contemplating man's existential dilemma. It's bound to come true one of these years, right? Most of the time, I have a sense of humor when it comes to myself. And you should, too. I live by the saying, "If you can't laugh at yourself, you aren't truly living." I have two jobs. One is covering a hockey team. And the other as an account manager for a sports and entertainment marketing firm. I love both, especially because they keep me on my toes. I get the privilege to interact with all sorts of people on a daily basis, which is something I highly enjoy: meeting new and interesting people! Both are equally self-motivating and test my perseverance. I may work a lot (although I don't consider what I do as "work." I enjoy every second, including the bad with the good), but I know how to balance a social life as relationships are extremely valuable to me. There are many things I enjoy.- in hand - every morning. I'm a nerd), (auto)biographies, Criminal Minds, Mark Sanchez's Butt Fumble, animals, cooking for my man (although, you won't be seeing my creations on the Food Network anytime soon). Band or artist on my iPod I'm ashamed of (sort of): One Direction. A few dislikes ~ Decaf~ People who take life too seriously ~;)~ Nickelback "Whatever you do in life, surround yourself with smart people who'll argue with you." - John Wooden