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Connie
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Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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Courtney
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Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61
I am an easy going person,pretty flexible, I like trying different things. I enjoy spending time with my kids and family. I have 3 kids, 2 live with me part time. A girl 18,and a boy 12. They come first in my life.I love them very much and spend as much time with them as i can.I like sitting around the fire outdoors.I enjoy going to the mountains.I enjoy riding my motorcycle. I like cookouts and going out to eat also.I listen to country music. I am not a player,I don't use people, I am a one woman man. I have never cheated on anyone.I would like to find a nice attractive woman/NON SMOKER/ that has the same values.I would like to date someone and get to know them to see if we have anything in common. For a first date i would like to take you out to eat and talk and just get to know one another.And hopefully plan our next date.
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Royce
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Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58
Hey, thanks for stoppong by. Its always hard to talk about myself as I hate being the center of attention, unless it can be mutual between you and I.By the way, if we meet and you dont look like your pics, you are buying me shots until you do! :)I am looking for that seemingly illusionary woman that enjoys the same things I do. I have lived out of the US for the last two years and have only recently returned to the US. The opportunities that I have had to travel, particularly is Asia, have been eye opening to say the least.Some of things that I like are hiking, camping, fishing, canoeing, books, great coffee, sleepy kisses, beers, dancing (not very good), festivals, cultural events, Red Dirt music, wines, cooking, great fresh food.Honesty, integrity, and manners are a must from any woman that I choose to allow to be part of my life.Im not a 14teener conqueror, I dont have a jacked up 4wd pickup, I dont have a motorcycle, or show pictures of myself without a shirt. I am a regular guy, active, spontaneous, mannerful, respectful, and passionate. If you like this let me know. Say hi anyway! whatever it is, lets make it memorable