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ConnieOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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IrwinOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyality through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection, and makes allowances for human weaknesses. Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future, and it doesn't brood over the past. It's the day-in and day-out chronicle of irritations, problems, compromises, small disappointments, big victories and working toward common goals. If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it's not enough! Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. I not only know who I am. I also know where I'm going." May your troubles be less, your blessings more, and may nothing but happiness, come through your door. "Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."And may each of us have lived our lives so that when our ticket is punched we don't have to worry about where we are going.I read somewhere that the "great essentials" of happiness are 1) something to do 2) something to love 3) something to hope for.Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "I want to miss someone before they leave and I want to feel someone with me even when they aren't". :)I'm athletic and enjoy life. I'm well dressed. I like to have fun and like all types of music. I have won several national golf championships. I like to be intimate and have a passion for life. Looking for someone who likes to have fun yet she would be natural, with a great attitude. Perhaps dinner or a concert for the first date. Or whatever she would want to do. Very open to whatever makes my date happy. Something fun to be able to talk and laugh.
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BlancorOnline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-35
Hi! My name is Blancor. I am never married spiritual but not religious hispanic man with kids from Litchfield Park, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.