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Jay
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-24
Hi! My name is Jay. I am never married atheist caucasian woman without kids from Columbus Grove, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Brandie
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
On advice... I'm shortening my profile to avoid those that searching for the wrong thing and finding similarities in my profile. If you want to know more, message me :)I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic. Only those with clear pics of your face (without sunglasses on or duckfaces) and no nudies please :DRecently joined the gym and I'm loving the extra energy it's giving me!! Far from a gym rat but looking forward to setting and achieving healthy goals!I'm genuine and looking for someone the same :) I'm NOT looking for share a partner with anyone else so if you're looking to fulfill some fantasy with multiple people, I'm not your type... sorry."Love me at my worst if you want to keep me at my best""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."—;Men Seeking Women" Code Word MeansThese are meant as a joke and in no way meant as an insult... unless the meaning really fits you! hahaha40-ish . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAdventurer . . . . . . . . . . Gets up from the couch to go to the fridgeAffectionate . . . . . . . . . Needy and looking for mother-figureArtist . . . . . . . . . . . . Delicate ego badly in need of massageAthletic . . . . . . . . . . . Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAssertive . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streakAverage looking . . . . . . . .Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and backDistinguished-looking . . . . .Fat, grey, and baldEducated . . . . . . . . . . . Will always treat you like an idiotEmployed . . . . . . . . . . . On management track at Radio Shack (now the Source, lol)Financially secure . . . . . . I will spend some money on you, in return for which I will expect you to obey my every whim for the duration of your mortal lifeFreedom-loving . . . . . . . . UndependableFree spirit . . . . . . . . . .Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first . . . . . . . As long as friendship involves nudityFun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Good with a remote and a six packGood looking . . . . . . . . . Arrogant **stardHonest . . . . . . . . . . . . Pathological LiarHuggable . . . . . . . . . . . Overweight, more body hair than Gentle BenIndependent thinker . . . . . .CrazyISO Slim, attractive female . .Would be better off with a labrador retrieverLight drinker . . . . . . . . .Headed for AALike to cuddle . . . . . . . . Insecure, overly dependentLike romantic walks on the beach ... I read Cosmo and think this is what you want to hearLooking for Mrs. Right . . . . Looking for Mrs. RichMature . . . . . . . . . . .Until you get to know himOpen-minded . . . . Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interestedPassionate . . . . . . Really hornyPhysically fit . . . . . .I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors admiring myselfPoet . . . . . . . . . . . . .Once wrote on a bathroom stall while constipatedProfessional . . . . . Owns a white button downReliable . . . . . . . . . Shows up on time--give or take 3 hoursSelf-employed . . . .Jobless and eat nachos all daySensitive . . . . . . . . .NeedySmart . . . . . . . . . . . .Thinks Cheers is "the wittiest show ever"Spiritual . . . . . . . . . .Once went to church with his grandmother on EasterStable . . . . . . . . . . . Occasional stalker, but never arrestedThoughtful . . . . . . . Says "Please" when demanding a beerUninhibited . . . . . . Lacking basic social skillsVirile . . . . . . . . . . . . Can read 3 Penthouse Forums without passing outYoung at heart . . . . :)
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Kayla
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
A little about me:I am:• shy, but only at first• have a good sense of humour / love to laugh• a teacher (Grade 1)• animal lover• figure skater (or was, but still love it)• hockey fan (sports fan in general)• a people watcher... it's amazing what you can learn about people by simply listening and observingI love:• to travel (next trip is to Iceland)• to read• to take pictures• to skiI am passionate, loving, compassionate and I truly do appreciate everything that I have.This is just a *** me... there is so much more that can't really be put into words.So... what am I looking for...• someone who isn't allergic to animals :-)• someone who believes in the importance of family (I am very close with mine).• someone who is independent and does not "need" to have a women in their life, but wants someone in their life to share things with• someone fun but someone who knows how to be serious at times too. There is a balance.I'm looking for a best friend!If I put you as a favourite... chances are I'm on my phone and am "bookmarking" your profile so that I can go back when I'm on my computer and actually spend some time typing a real message. Typing on my phone just doesn't cut it.No matter what - I wish you all luck finding your perfect match. Something casual to start. Coffee/hot chocolate... just a chance to meet and see if there is a connection!