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Brandie
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
On advice... I'm shortening my profile to avoid those that searching for the wrong thing and finding similarities in my profile. If you want to know more, message me :)I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic. Only those with clear pics of your face (without sunglasses on or duckfaces) and no nudies please :DRecently joined the gym and I'm loving the extra energy it's giving me!! Far from a gym rat but looking forward to setting and achieving healthy goals!I'm genuine and looking for someone the same :) I'm NOT looking for share a partner with anyone else so if you're looking to fulfill some fantasy with multiple people, I'm not your type... sorry."Love me at my worst if you want to keep me at my best""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."—;Men Seeking Women" Code Word MeansThese are meant as a joke and in no way meant as an insult... unless the meaning really fits you! hahaha40-ish . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAdventurer . . . . . . . . . . Gets up from the couch to go to the fridgeAffectionate . . . . . . . . . Needy and looking for mother-figureArtist . . . . . . . . . . . . Delicate ego badly in need of massageAthletic . . . . . . . . . . . Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAssertive . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streakAverage looking . . . . . . . .Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and backDistinguished-looking . . . . .Fat, grey, and baldEducated . . . . . . . . . . . Will always treat you like an idiotEmployed . . . . . . . . . . . On management track at Radio Shack (now the Source, lol)Financially secure . . . . . . I will spend some money on you, in return for which I will expect you to obey my every whim for the duration of your mortal lifeFreedom-loving . . . . . . . . UndependableFree spirit . . . . . . . . . .Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first . . . . . . . As long as friendship involves nudityFun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Good with a remote and a six packGood looking . . . . . . . . . Arrogant **stardHonest . . . . . . . . . . . . Pathological LiarHuggable . . . . . . . . . . . Overweight, more body hair than Gentle BenIndependent thinker . . . . . .CrazyISO Slim, attractive female . .Would be better off with a labrador retrieverLight drinker . . . . . . . . .Headed for AALike to cuddle . . . . . . . . Insecure, overly dependentLike romantic walks on the beach ... I read Cosmo and think this is what you want to hearLooking for Mrs. Right . . . . Looking for Mrs. RichMature . . . . . . . . . . .Until you get to know himOpen-minded . . . . Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interestedPassionate . . . . . . Really hornyPhysically fit . . . . . .I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors admiring myselfPoet . . . . . . . . . . . . .Once wrote on a bathroom stall while constipatedProfessional . . . . . Owns a white button downReliable . . . . . . . . . Shows up on time--give or take 3 hoursSelf-employed . . . .Jobless and eat nachos all daySensitive . . . . . . . . .NeedySmart . . . . . . . . . . . .Thinks Cheers is "the wittiest show ever"Spiritual . . . . . . . . . .Once went to church with his grandmother on EasterStable . . . . . . . . . . . Occasional stalker, but never arrestedThoughtful . . . . . . . Says "Please" when demanding a beerUninhibited . . . . . . Lacking basic social skillsVirile . . . . . . . . . . . . Can read 3 Penthouse Forums without passing outYoung at heart . . . . :)
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Lorie
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Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
i am a South African Hungarian and rather new here.To quote a favourite poem:It doesn’t interest me who you knowor how you came to be here.I want to know if you will standin the center of the firewith meand not shrink back.Please, I am not frustrated and would appreciate those who are looking for a romp in the bed or for me to comment on their birthday suit to not contact me.Love and light!
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Roslyn
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Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
i am a single mother of two girls, i work just like everyone else, i live my life for my kids like to meet new people to hang and have fun with, or meet that mister right that everyone says thats out there,the perfect man has to be between 30 to 39 will treat me and my girls as equals no head games, be honest love life and dont care what people think!! not into sharesies, not just looking to hook up for a one night stand.& those who think that what you look like is more important then your personalite, dont message me if you think i just want sex cause i'm not into that. if you do not have a pic or can not speack clear engilish then dont bother, i am not rasist but am not into men that are not white, do have alot of colored friends but here i am not looking for JUST friends,i'm not on here to piss around, i am sorry if i have afended any of you just dont want to waste any bodys time if we dont click, so thats that enjoy and have fun. that's depending on how we interact maybe go for drinks play some pool, go to a movie ect!