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BrandieOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
On advice... I'm shortening my profile to avoid those that searching for the wrong thing and finding similarities in my profile. If you want to know more, message me :)I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic. Only those with clear pics of your face (without sunglasses on or duckfaces) and no nudies please :DRecently joined the gym and I'm loving the extra energy it's giving me!! Far from a gym rat but looking forward to setting and achieving healthy goals!I'm genuine and looking for someone the same :) I'm NOT looking for share a partner with anyone else so if you're looking to fulfill some fantasy with multiple people, I'm not your type... sorry."Love me at my worst if you want to keep me at my best""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."—;Men Seeking Women" Code Word MeansThese are meant as a joke and in no way meant as an insult... unless the meaning really fits you! hahaha40-ish . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAdventurer . . . . . . . . . . Gets up from the couch to go to the fridgeAffectionate . . . . . . . . . Needy and looking for mother-figureArtist . . . . . . . . . . . . Delicate ego badly in need of massageAthletic . . . . . . . . . . . Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAssertive . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streakAverage looking . . . . . . . .Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and backDistinguished-looking . . . . .Fat, grey, and baldEducated . . . . . . . . . . . Will always treat you like an idiotEmployed . . . . . . . . . . . On management track at Radio Shack (now the Source, lol)Financially secure . . . . . . I will spend some money on you, in return for which I will expect you to obey my every whim for the duration of your mortal lifeFreedom-loving . . . . . . . . UndependableFree spirit . . . . . . . . . .Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first . . . . . . . As long as friendship involves nudityFun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Good with a remote and a six packGood looking . . . . . . . . . Arrogant **stardHonest . . . . . . . . . . . . Pathological LiarHuggable . . . . . . . . . . . Overweight, more body hair than Gentle BenIndependent thinker . . . . . .CrazyISO Slim, attractive female . .Would be better off with a labrador retrieverLight drinker . . . . . . . . .Headed for AALike to cuddle . . . . . . . . Insecure, overly dependentLike romantic walks on the beach ... I read Cosmo and think this is what you want to hearLooking for Mrs. Right . . . . Looking for Mrs. RichMature . . . . . . . . . . .Until you get to know himOpen-minded . . . . Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interestedPassionate . . . . . . Really hornyPhysically fit . . . . . .I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors admiring myselfPoet . . . . . . . . . . . . .Once wrote on a bathroom stall while constipatedProfessional . . . . . Owns a white button downReliable . . . . . . . . . Shows up on time--give or take 3 hoursSelf-employed . . . .Jobless and eat nachos all daySensitive . . . . . . . . .NeedySmart . . . . . . . . . . . .Thinks Cheers is "the wittiest show ever"Spiritual . . . . . . . . . .Once went to church with his grandmother on EasterStable . . . . . . . . . . . Occasional stalker, but never arrestedThoughtful . . . . . . . Says "Please" when demanding a beerUninhibited . . . . . . Lacking basic social skillsVirile . . . . . . . . . . . . Can read 3 Penthouse Forums without passing outYoung at heart . . . . :)
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KaraOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
So here we are…yes it’s come to this…Online dating :***no offence meetville staff – you guys do a great job. Proud of you!)In this day & age you’d figure it would be a little easier to connect with someone!All your friends are married or divorcing or gay & you can’t really date someone at work (unless you like possible future domestic drama where you earn your paycheque – of which…I am not a fan!). “Excuse me - that organic Kale is looking extra nutritious today don’t you think?”Let’s not get started on the bar scene please :)So what does one do?We all have the same desires – we all want to be loved and cared for. We all want affection.Someone special to share our lives with. Who laughs at our jokes – even the really bad ones.Who will hold us up when we can’t stand on our own. Who has our back no matter what.Who tells us when we are wrong & sets us straight when we lose our way.Who will one day say those 3 precious words & truly, honestly mean them.I know you’re out there – just hope I’m lucky enough to bump into you one day :)
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DaisyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Well what can I say?? I'm a single mom. I can be shy at first but once I get to know you I open up :). I've been told that I'm sweet, kind, generous, that I have a nice smile and nice laugh. I have a big heart, I'm honest.I pretty much like doing everything. I love camping, hiking, fishing, hanging with friends and family, singing, watching movies, traveling all over. Would love to go back to Europe again someday it's so beautiful over there. I'm looking for someone who isn't looking for one night stands if you are keep on moving not into that sorry. Someone who can be honest with me, who's true, who likes kids and doesn't mind that I have a kid. Someone that can make me laugh, I love to laugh, and who is talkative cause even though I'm shy I do like to talk. If you want to know more just ask me :) talk to you soon. Going for coffee is always good. Walk through the park. Possibly dinner.