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Brandie
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
On advice... I'm shortening my profile to avoid those that searching for the wrong thing and finding similarities in my profile. If you want to know more, message me :)I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic. Only those with clear pics of your face (without sunglasses on or duckfaces) and no nudies please :DRecently joined the gym and I'm loving the extra energy it's giving me!! Far from a gym rat but looking forward to setting and achieving healthy goals!I'm genuine and looking for someone the same :) I'm NOT looking for share a partner with anyone else so if you're looking to fulfill some fantasy with multiple people, I'm not your type... sorry."Love me at my worst if you want to keep me at my best""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."—;Men Seeking Women" Code Word MeansThese are meant as a joke and in no way meant as an insult... unless the meaning really fits you! hahaha40-ish . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAdventurer . . . . . . . . . . Gets up from the couch to go to the fridgeAffectionate . . . . . . . . . Needy and looking for mother-figureArtist . . . . . . . . . . . . Delicate ego badly in need of massageAthletic . . . . . . . . . . . Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAssertive . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streakAverage looking . . . . . . . .Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and backDistinguished-looking . . . . .Fat, grey, and baldEducated . . . . . . . . . . . Will always treat you like an idiotEmployed . . . . . . . . . . . On management track at Radio Shack (now the Source, lol)Financially secure . . . . . . I will spend some money on you, in return for which I will expect you to obey my every whim for the duration of your mortal lifeFreedom-loving . . . . . . . . UndependableFree spirit . . . . . . . . . .Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first . . . . . . . As long as friendship involves nudityFun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Good with a remote and a six packGood looking . . . . . . . . . Arrogant **stardHonest . . . . . . . . . . . . Pathological LiarHuggable . . . . . . . . . . . Overweight, more body hair than Gentle BenIndependent thinker . . . . . .CrazyISO Slim, attractive female . .Would be better off with a labrador retrieverLight drinker . . . . . . . . .Headed for AALike to cuddle . . . . . . . . Insecure, overly dependentLike romantic walks on the beach ... I read Cosmo and think this is what you want to hearLooking for Mrs. Right . . . . Looking for Mrs. RichMature . . . . . . . . . . .Until you get to know himOpen-minded . . . . Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interestedPassionate . . . . . . Really hornyPhysically fit . . . . . .I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors admiring myselfPoet . . . . . . . . . . . . .Once wrote on a bathroom stall while constipatedProfessional . . . . . Owns a white button downReliable . . . . . . . . . Shows up on time--give or take 3 hoursSelf-employed . . . .Jobless and eat nachos all daySensitive . . . . . . . . .NeedySmart . . . . . . . . . . . .Thinks Cheers is "the wittiest show ever"Spiritual . . . . . . . . . .Once went to church with his grandmother on EasterStable . . . . . . . . . . . Occasional stalker, but never arrestedThoughtful . . . . . . . Says "Please" when demanding a beerUninhibited . . . . . . Lacking basic social skillsVirile . . . . . . . . . . . . Can read 3 Penthouse Forums without passing outYoung at heart . . . . :)
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Lula
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Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Well here we go... I am a free spirited gal with a huge heart who loves to laugh n have fun. I love to Meet new people and enjoy life. I'm not a princess and can handle going without makeup n getting mud on my shoes. I am honest and expect the same from others. My Family and Friends are very important to me :) I seem to gravitate towards a guy who has a love for all things outdoorsy. Someone who is genuine and spontaneous. I adore a great sense of humor and guy that makes me laugh, as I like to joke quite a bit myself. If your tall that's a big bonus :) I have never been married and do not have any children. I do not mind if you have children. It just matters to me that you are active in their lives and they are important to you. I am looking for a relationship but you have to start somewhere hence the want to date option. LolI'm not much interested in the showboat type who likes to brag about what he has and how much money he makes or one whose centered around looks. Those who get caught up in all the materialistic attributes a person can offer them as opposed to personality and good character my only suggestion on here is to pack a life jacket u might be adrift on meetville for sometime. But that being said, everybody has there own opinions and that just happens to be a few of mine :) lolI am not looking for a person who is attached, cheater,crazy ex, or any nutbars need not apply. I don't need no Drama thank you very much. Also all points bulletin to the PERVS on here ... Geesh I'd like to know about you first ,,,, not your bits n pieces n where u want to put them!!! I work in the health care field I'm well aware of what those things are!!! Thanks but no thanks!! If your looking for a stick thin Plenty Of Floozy .. abort mission now !! I am not skinny and I'm not going to allude otherwise. Sorry ... I missed to boat to Ethopia and got on the beer ferry :) ha ha Anyhow.....drop a line say hello you never know ?! First time meeting someone for me would be to go for a coffee or to a lounge for a drink then go from there!! Or better yet surprise me take me out quadding have a few beers hang out by a fire :) Take me to a shooting range that would be super fun !!
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Cynthia
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm tired of being alone and would just like to find my partner in life/ my best friend.If you'd like to meet a nice person and gain a new friend, then feel free to stop n say hello also feel free to ask me any thing cuz I'm not going to sit here n try to describe myself, when u can find that out yourself. You can also try to catch me on yahoo, I'm jodyfoster31 there.Thank you for reading my profile and good luck with ur search. lets meet for coffee and talk