Total users: 62,537,348 Online users: 224,942
Margo, 49
United States, New York, Hicksville

Offline, last seen Tue, 28 Apr 2026 18:33:37

About Me

Okay, I don't understand what men want. I read countless profiles on here. A good 75% of the men here say that they are not looking for perfection, looks don't matter (it's what's INSIDE that's important), that they're looking for a friend first (sex later)........a SERIOUS relationship.What men actually seem to want............... Lets see........1. ***lbs, size 5, toned athletic body2. tanned 3. big hair4. perfect boobs (aftermarket of course)5. quiet (speaks when spoken to) 6. sex addict7. recent lottery winner (optional, but would definately rock) Me........1. 5' 6", ***lbs (been a bad year but I'm working on it.), not toned (sorry, I jiggle)2. 3. short (easy to maintain) hair4. have been told I have the boobs of a 16 year old. Not real big, but perky. (original equipment) 5. outspoken & opinionated (Sorry, the opposite end of the spectrum from quiet)6. really enjoy sex (but realize there's more to life)7. I do like to cook but no Paula Dean (I know she's not exactly p.c. but she's right about "The more butter, the better it tastes.") 8. I do make a respectable salary. (I want to win the Lotto, REALLY. just can't remember to play.)Okay, here's the deal. I would like to have fun with the rest of my life. Doing things I enjoy with someone that makes me laugh until I cry. I hate to show my age by quoting Popeye but "I am what I am". You're not going to meet any woman on here that's more REAL. I am 49 years old & I'm not going to waste anyone's time (including mine) pretending to be something I'm not. I'm not beautiful (never have been), not built like a brick s***house (never have been), don't always have the world's sunniest disposition (yes, I admit I've been a b**** occasionally (but since I left my ex, not very often). What I am is a good person, considerate, caring with an infinite capacity for love. I'm not perfect & I don't expect it from anyone else. We're all imperfect with the flaws & scars that we've collected along the way. They're what makes us who we are. Sh** happens & then you get up, dust yourself off and get on with your life.I've been told that I'm funny but then again, I've been told I'm not as funny as I think I am. I am a big animal lover (dogs & horses especially). I like to read, probably watch too much tv but have a few shows I don't like to miss (Walking Dead, Gray's, Modern Family, Big Bang). I'm still a little depressed about Breaking Bad & BTW I hate "reality tv". Farthest thing from reality since acid trips were big. I like some rap but weirdly only the white boys. Eminem, Limp Biscuit. I can't bang my head anymore but enjoy some Pantera or Metallica occasionally.; Luciano Pavarotti. I like live music of just about any kind. I love flea markets & thrift stores (love to find a good deal). Enjoy doing things like Art Walk. I love to fish & can actually bait my own hook (not too big on taking fish off the hook though but that's why God made men). I watch LSU & the Saints. One of the best times I ever had was at an LSU game. There are very few things that set me off, but liars, animal abusers & slow drivers in the fast lane will usually do it. I make decent money & take care of myself. Not looking for anyone to finance my lifestyle & not interested in supplementing anybody else's income. I have two grown children & two grandbabies who I see when I can.My perfect guy would be someone with similar interests who is hard working, kind, strong, honest, deserving of respect & willing to respect me. I love good conversation & a kick ass sense of humor makes up for a lot. Physically, I prefer big men (over 6' & big build) not too tubby, but a few extra pounds won't cross you off my list. I like bald (sexy) but hair won't eliminate you either. I firmly believe that there should be sparks & passion (even fireworks) between a man & woman, no matter how old you are and I could seriously spoil the right man. I am a strong woman with a strong personality, don't need a man to complete me but being single ain't all it's cracked up to be.P.S. I have the world's greatest dog. Still, a man would be great. (must be Bull Terrier friendly)****NOTE**** I am NOT looking for a hook up or sex chat, sexting or pornographic phone calls, so pass me by if that's your agenda. Meet for coffee, if we hit it off, great. We'll figure the rest out from there.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Thai Adult Documentary History
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Lovelaughlove from Hicksville | Woman | 42 years old | Sagittarius
    Lovelaughlove

    Offline

    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-47

    Fun loving woman here looking to meet someone to laugh amd enjoy life with!

    Chat
  • Martha from Hicksville | Woman | 48 years old | Gemini
    Martha

    Offline

    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Looking for a REAL HONEST MAN!! Haven't found one Yet!! But... I know there is a gentleman out there! OK... This is the part that I don't like... Talking about me & everything I like & dislike. Anything else but not about me... ;) OK.... one thing I will say, "I LOVE country music and I sing it as well!" not very many people like it :( Just Sayin.... If you want to know anything else about me just ask, "And I'd be glad to answer it, that is that it is appropriate to ask. then I'll answer you." Thank you... =) I don't play games nor do I want any games. If you want to ***, just don't think your getting a Booty Call from this lady!' I'm tired of you men that say your gentlemen and say, "You have respect for ladies and don't!" Well your NOT... So just MOVE ON... If your NOT.... A true Southern Gentleman!! And, I don't want any lines that your from back east and your a gentleman... When your really NOT!!! The true colors come out after a few times you get to chat with them! I'm a lady and I want a true Gentleman!!WARNING: Insitution or individuals using this site or any of it's associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason you DO NOT have my permission to use profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subjust to legal ramifications. Just meet for coffee & see if we'd hit it off...

    Chat
  • Stacie from Hicksville | Woman | 48 years old | Aries
    Stacie

    Offline

    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I enjoy exercise, concerts, shopping and traveling to new places. I've been on several cruises traveling to the western carribean. I love the beach but also enjoy the mountains. I enjoy attending church every Sunday. I work for a program which serves students with special needs which can be challenging and rewarding at the same time. I Love to laugh and be silly but can be serious when necessary. Looking to find my soul mate without any DRAMA! Would like to meet someone who is looking for the same. I have one daughter who is grown and prefer to date someone with older children as well. (This is not a MUST as long as you have time to pursue a romantic relationship). Would eventually like to get married again if I find that special someone to grow old with. If you have the same aspirations, feel free to send an *** you're simply looking to "play" please keep looking. No time to play games. Thanks and good luck "fishing". :) Meet and have a drink or cup of coffee.

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: