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Hope
Online
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
i am 24**Looks arent everything to me ...but since its online dating and I cant meet u in person to fall in love with ur charming personality, your pics are really gonna have to impress me!!! I don't like to beat around the bush, so I'm just going to lay it out, I know exactly what I want in a man, so I am picky. My guy is preferably a fit, but not a too fit individual, someone who appreciates tasty food and being a lazy fk at times ! ..I can be a very assertive person, so finding a guy who has some hair on his balls would be ideal! So hairstylers, scarf owners, v- If you rate your daily happiness an 8 or higher we'll get along just fine!;D also why is everyones' 2nd language french?!! just bcus we were forced to take it in school dont mean we can speak it ! it doesnt really score u any with the this lady anyway ;D My turn-ons include:high confidencebeing a first priority (vice versa)bigger build ***n no not a fatty... or a ripped/skinny piece of meat eitherI lovvvvve me some arms (preferably the size of my head!!!Laidbacksmells nice!nice smilefacial hair!!!!! clean cut usually reminds me of an underwear model i dont know.. just to prettypoor grammerShaved head or lessso i have this thing where I'm not good with accents ...for giggles, sometimes i like to "advance search" my perfect guy hahahahahah ya .....nothing ever comes upI am a ***pound carbasaurus, born and raised on the farm, super funny, fun and sarcastic also not a drama whore ;D ! In my spare time i enjoy leaving caps half-screwed on fridge items,jogging, eating, cooking difficult things, dancing and the obvious.. watching tv with that special someone!!!Chances are i probly wont message you, bcus i think men should always make the first move, so if you fall into my "turn on category" then msg away.Also, no I am not retarded, just because my spelling is all "special" like, i just dont like typing :DDont get too excited but i coined the word "pofer" ...impressive i know!!And what ever happened to standards, reading profiles,soulmates,age limits...***C'MON!!!??), smiles, undeceiving hats and not showin your nips???So in other words NO cradle robbers, thugs, barstars or sluts!! And if you're one of those guys who msg the girls with their "soft porn" pics ..dont bother either...like wtf is wrong with these brodes??? :OAnd no I would not like to have casual sex with you!Thanks but no thanks!pls have pictures or i wont msg back!!! ..mystery always gets the best of me Cant promise you there wont be any sexist jokes, or cursing.
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Kelli
Online
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Hmm about me well...I am outgoing, spontaneous, caring, honest, trusting and fun to be around. I love boating, traveling, hiking, bonfires and being with friends/family. Definitely a huge sports fan! I have a good sense of humor but can be a little sarcastic at times...feel free to message me :)
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Wanda
Online
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I'm just wondering, do you ever say something that quickly pops into your head..then think "maybe that was too much information.." and try to brush it off with a joke/laugh at yourself? Do you consider taking a week off from work to go camping with your parents as time well spent? Do you have those "veg out" Sundays that involve too much Netflix and maybe some old school Mario Bros. (original, 2, 3, does it matter?!). Do you have the constant urge to dance to your iPod music while walking/running/..standing? And maybe as soon as you get home you dance around until the urge has passed? Have you accepted that the value of your life is measured not by the things you have, but by the things you do and the relationships you choose to pursue? Maybe it's just me, but I have a sneaking suspicion that it's not :) I like my job, love my family, spoil my cat, and yes I dance around my apartment (and in the car, and on rare occasions the bar). I try to find the balance between healthy living and treating myself every once in a while. Gym - yes, cardio - yes, weights - YES, combat class - my favorite :). I just recently took up running and did my first 5K, and it's been surprising to learn that I actually enjoy running (outside) and plan to keep with it. I like all kinds of music..sometimes I want a good beat to jam to, or sweet melody to sing along with, or pull out the country and we'll hit the dirt road! Whatever fits my mood. I like reading and need to spend more time doing this, less time watching TV. Then again, apparently I haven't spent enough time watching the "Classic" movies so if you're a movie buff..just assume I haven't seen it yet and it's on my list.What am I looking for? Someone open-minded, willing to try new things, honest, friendly...someone with a good moral compass. If you feel like where you're at is good, but where you're going has the potential to be great, then we might have some things in common :) I like dates that keep me on my toes, literally. Something like mini golfing, a river walk, playing pool, anything with free range to move around and be physical. I've never been a huge fan of the intimate dinner/coffee right off the bat..too confining. Let's go out there and have some fun! :)