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Hope
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
i am 24**Looks arent everything to me ...but since its online dating and I cant meet u in person to fall in love with ur charming personality, your pics are really gonna have to impress me!!! I don't like to beat around the bush, so I'm just going to lay it out, I know exactly what I want in a man, so I am picky. My guy is preferably a fit, but not a too fit individual, someone who appreciates tasty food and being a lazy fk at times ! ..I can be a very assertive person, so finding a guy who has some hair on his balls would be ideal! So hairstylers, scarf owners, v- If you rate your daily happiness an 8 or higher we'll get along just fine!;D also why is everyones' 2nd language french?!! just bcus we were forced to take it in school dont mean we can speak it ! it doesnt really score u any with the this lady anyway ;D My turn-ons include:high confidencebeing a first priority (vice versa)bigger build ***n no not a fatty... or a ripped/skinny piece of meat eitherI lovvvvve me some arms (preferably the size of my head!!!Laidbacksmells nice!nice smilefacial hair!!!!! clean cut usually reminds me of an underwear model i dont know.. just to prettypoor grammerShaved head or lessso i have this thing where I'm not good with accents ...for giggles, sometimes i like to "advance search" my perfect guy hahahahahah ya .....nothing ever comes upI am a ***pound carbasaurus, born and raised on the farm, super funny, fun and sarcastic also not a drama whore ;D ! In my spare time i enjoy leaving caps half-screwed on fridge items,jogging, eating, cooking difficult things, dancing and the obvious.. watching tv with that special someone!!!Chances are i probly wont message you, bcus i think men should always make the first move, so if you fall into my "turn on category" then msg away.Also, no I am not retarded, just because my spelling is all "special" like, i just dont like typing :DDont get too excited but i coined the word "pofer" ...impressive i know!!And what ever happened to standards, reading profiles,soulmates,age limits...***C'MON!!!??), smiles, undeceiving hats and not showin your nips???So in other words NO cradle robbers, thugs, barstars or sluts!! And if you're one of those guys who msg the girls with their "soft porn" pics ..dont bother either...like wtf is wrong with these brodes??? :OAnd no I would not like to have casual sex with you!Thanks but no thanks!pls have pictures or i wont msg back!!! ..mystery always gets the best of me Cant promise you there wont be any sexist jokes, or cursing.
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Donna
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
I am a very outgoing, goofy, adventurous, loving gal. I love to make others laugh and make sure everyone is happy, cuz really.. Being sad or grumpy is never fun! Friends and family are everything to me, they make me happy! I love travelling, even if its just a roadtrip to a close by city.; took out groups to do canoeing, kayaking, surfing, windsurfing, wall climbing and archery. I love going to the gym, going for walks especially in Summer, camping, longboarding, beerpong (I'm a champ), reading, movies, cooking, UFC.. The list goes on! I am super spontaneous and am up to try just about anything, I hate being bored or being with boring people!I have 6 tattoos and plenty more to come!I would like to meet someone I can be my goofy self around,share the same interests, someone who is adventurous but also likes to have nights in with movies and some wine! Please do NOT msg me if you do not have a picture, or if you are looking to hook up.. try a different site for that crap!.. Orrr I guess a night out for dinner and drinks, unless your up for something spontaneous like sitting on the edge of the train bridge dangling out feet!
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Cherie
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
- self-proclaimed nerd- dry and often dark sense of humor- laid back, open-minded, calm, hard worker- very driven and motivated to achieve goals- enjoys hiking, camping, river valley adventures, going to the dog park with the monster, 8-pieces of silk, reading, writing, singing, socializing with other interesting human beings- well - travelled;- tattoo enthusiast and appreciator You:- must demonstrate intelligence - must know how to spell- must be mature- must love dogs- must drive- must be employed- must be motivated- must speak english- must know how to use a kitchen (microwave doesn't count)- must like tattoos (I have a lot)- must not be in love with yourself- must not be a stalker- must like/want to travel- must like to sail- must not be afraid of zombies- must not wear make up - must know how to kiss. well. - must not have any duck face photos- must know how to swim (I am not a floatation device!)- must not have a pregnant ex-girlfriend- must not be married-- must be taller than me (this is not difficult)- must not be currently involved in any criminal activities- except being dangerously good looking- must not complain about my "must have" list- you're just mad cause you don't measure up- if you guys like COD so much, why are head shots so hard to come by ?