SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ChandraOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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SarahOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Writing "About Me"s stress me out.I'm just a girl who loves to laugh, to adventure, and to take care of others. I love to try new things and am generally up for anything. I'm a foodie at heart but have yet to acquire a foodie's budget. I work in a high school and I also coach, and my students mean the world to me. Nothing makes me happier than watching one of my students succeed, or watching them grow and change in front of my eyes, or to know I have passed on my passion to a new generation. My second biggest passion is travel. You know what else you get to do when you travel? Eat.In a relationship I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh and hold my interest. I like to go out and have fun, but admittedly one of my perfect dates would be to let me cook dinner and then sit back with some beers and watch a hockey game, so he would have to be willing to just relax just as much as be willing to adventure. Communication and laughter are definitely my top priorities. A love of hockey is a close third. Talented foot-rubber would probably be next... A few caveats-- If you are under 6ft, I'm sure you will make someone very happy one day, but it isn't me. If you are super religious, we probably won't get along. I have faith but not the kind that is usually compatible with organized religion. And if you struggle with the difference between your, you're, their, they're, there, etc...It really, really bothers me. I'm a teacher. I can't help it.
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JoniOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
I enjoy art, though I have no talent in it what-so-ever. I'm more of a go with the flow type of person. I enjoy trying new things. I love to laugh, and enjoy making others laugh. I'm very outgoing, however, when you first meet me I can be quite shy. I currently have 1 full time job and 1 part time job, just trying to make ends meet. I love movies and enjoy relaxing and spending time with family and friends.