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ChandraOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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ErnaOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I am 24 years old and I am in school full time for medical assisting and phlebotomy and will be done by the end of December ***. I have a daughter that is 5 and a son that is 2 and they are my everything!! I am not in to going to clubs(actually I've never been to one lol) I do like some occasional drinks every now and then but I am definitely a homebody...and a mother first..don't get me wrong though, I still like to have a good time. I am a big animal lover, and I like all sorts of music but, I mainly listen to country and some r&b.I am a very passionate and compassionate person..with that I am sensitive but, can handle just about anything life brings me. I empathize well with people and try not to be a judgemental person, everyone has a past and a story to tell.I am the type of person to lend a helping hand, laugh with you and cry with u. I love being outside and trying new things....with all that said, I am by no means desperate and I won't just settle for anyone, I am slightly picky about who I want in my life and my children's lives so in saying that I'd rather be alone than be with someone that tears me apart and doesn't have the respect a man should. I wear my heart on my sleeve, and I'm an open book, very honest, so if you want to know more, just ask and we'll go from there. :)) Somewhere public where we can get to know each other.
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JaniceOnline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
Outdoors, camping, fishing, anything goes really. Love the country!!! Horseback riding is my hobby. I love all animals :-)I currently live In the city, but my heart is in the country down am old gravel road.I think golf is boring, so if that is a big part of your life, then maybe I'm not a good match. I do however like intense sports such as; pbr, and football, and mma type sports :-) I don't know much about any sport other than horseback ridding, but I can always learn!Also highly motivated to get healthy again! Just need some guidance and maybe someone to help me out with working out!-)