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ChandraOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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BrendaOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I’m the person who is down to earth wants no drama, loves to have fun and enjoy life. I\'m the quiet and shy type of person. So I’m seek for good people with a common sense but capable of having fun.
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OpheliaOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I graduated with honors from USD majoring in psychology with a minor in sociology. I am taking a year to get settled here in the cities and then starting my Ph.D. I work two jobs in my field so it is hard to get out there and meet new people (it's pretty common for me to work 80 weeks so if you are looking for someone to spend all your time with I'm not your girl). I am really close with my family and enjoy spending as much time with them as possible. I like to do volunteer work in my free time with a few organizations. I love to travel and want to do it as often as I can. I have toured over a dozen countries so far but hope to visit a lot more. I love to live in the city but I am a country girl at heart. I like to do 5k charity runs with my sister through out the year. I'm really not great at describing myself so here are some fun facts.I HATE feet... seriously they are disgusting!My family referes to me as "the smart ass" because I don't take much seriously and I like to play practical jokes. Seriously watch out on April fools day. At night when the lights are off I run to my bed because I'm afraid of something grabbing my ankleI (I have fallen a lot doing this). I have really bad ADD and some times get distracted by shinny things.I tend to attract the crazies. I would put it on my résumé because I am so good at it but I'm not sure it's a skill set they are looking for. I love to hunt.I don't like cats and they don't like.My favorite color is mint green.I love football. I am looking for someone who is educated ( at least a college degree please) and driven. I would like someone who is not only my equal but challenges me in life. Someone who likes the outdoors and traveling is a must. He also needs to know how to carry himself at a formal event. Apparently there are a few things I need to clear up. 1.yes, these are my real eyes (how often do you run into people with fake eyeballs?)2. Yes, I really bow hunt 3.No I don't like a lot of tattoos or piercings (neck and hand tattoos are an absolute no for me).4. Your first message to me is too soon for terms of endearment.5. If I don't message you back its because I'm not interested. Please don't blow up my inbox.