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Patti, 38

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About Me

Let's see, about me.....I'm awesome! What more do you need to know?Okay, I guess I need to say more then that. Ummm.....I'm perfect at everything I do, it's a curse really. I have a perfect body…..at least in my mind. I'm actually a certified genius which usually intimidates most guys, so you'll have to get pass that. I’m not impressed with money because I have so much of it myself. You really don’t need to have a good job because I don’t mind being your sugar mamma. Being a good conversationalist isn’t important because I do all the talking in the relationship anyways. You can’t be bothered by the good looking guy I keep in my 2nd bedroom at all times as a sex slave. My parents insist on meeting everyone I go out with, so I hope you don’t mind if they tag-along on the first date. You gotta love kids, because I think I’m about up to 10 kids now, but I sometimes lose count so that might not be accurate. And I expect my men to be whipped, so please be sure to check your spine at the door.Any more questions you need answered?(You should contact me if you have the kind of sense of humor that will enjoy my profile, and you don't have kids, please.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-50

    Grew up in MA but had lived down south for so long that I should have a southern green card. Been back here for a couple of years now. Very family oriented. Like to spend my free time either at the gym, hanging out with my niece & nephews, watching a ball game, having dinner with a friend or just quiet time and a movie. I'm laid back and try and avoid drama as much as humanly possible.

  • Lucia

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    So, I've tried online dating before and here I am again. I'd like to meet someone the old fashioned way ideally, you know friend of a friend, out at some mutual function you both have in common. But really, my friends are spread out now (which means I have lots of places I can visit) and I'm not really interested in going out every weekend to find someone in a bar. What I am interested in is meeting a guy who's secure in himself. I'm independent, happy with my life, not overly political, an animal lover, don't have cable, I'd rather watch comedies than watch the news, I like reading but am having a hard time getting into any new books, I try to always spell correctly, even though my texting conversations would show otherwise and overall I'm awesome. Ha, sorry you're supposed to sell yourself here right? I'd like to meet the person I can have fun with, and build a relationship. Laughter is key, you can't take yourself too seriously. Girls like a guy who can make them laugh, it's the truth. Not looking for a one night stand or random hookup. Contact me if you're interested in anything I wrote, or want to know more. First dates should be casual, imo. Meeting up for coffee, or maybe a lunch. Talking and getting to know each other. I don't get the dinner & a movie first date. I'm not an overly formal person, I'm pretty laid back.

  • Sherri

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I am a vibrant, confident and intelligent woman who is tired of the traditional dating game. I am getting ready to go back to school and looking to make a career change for myself. I'm not looking for casual encounters or one night flings but someone that can build with me, that i can have a real convo with, someone to satisfy me mentally as well as physically! I am a beautiful curvy full figured woman that wants a man to appreciate me like I will appreciate him. I love to stay in a cuddle on the couch, watch movies or just talk but also love to go out an have a good time.....i want someone who loves to live life to the fullest like me! Im simply tired of dating duds and ready for something real!! I open to anything, just be honest about yourself, I always am!

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