SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SusieOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Yeah I know, you're thinking why is this girl single?! Because I'm picky, I know what I want and I refuse to settle. I'm an adventurous outdoorsy girl with tons of personality, looking for the same. Well except for the girl part, trust me if I could date me I totally would ;-) Here's the problem, everyone claims to be outdoorsy but they're really just couch potato video gamers and that's just not my cup of tea! Don't get me wrong I love snuggling on the couch and watching a movie or better yet watching the game, but when the couch has a permanent indent of ... oh I dont know maybe....YOU! Then we have an issue. Here are some things I'm looking for:OutdoorsyPersonalityGoalsAttractionIntelligenceFunnyManlyEducatedYou don't have to be Bear Gryllis, in fact I'd prefer that you weren't cause I'm definitely not going to kiss you if you drink your own urine just for TV ratings. Seriously there were plenty of other viable sources of hydration in that episode. But it would be nice if you had a genuine appreciation for the great outdoors.I don't expect you to have your doctorate (those guys usually lack personality anyways) but a pretty good grasp on the English language would be ideal. Bonus if you know the difference between their, there and they're.And I don't need you to be Wil Ferrel, but if you can at least keep up with me that would be great! Some major turnoffs include:PRETENDING YOU HAVE YOUR ACT TOGETHER- Yes, there is a reason it's in all caps! Honesty is the best policy, eventually the other person is going to find out you're a fraud. Trying to start a relationship on a lie is just plain stupid! I work hard for my money and I live comfortably. I am not your sugar momma and I don't expect to pick up the check every time we go out to dinner. If your ass is broke, don't even waste my time. Definition of broke- Does not have play money, can not go on vacation, etc... Do not interpret that as me being a gold digger as most women are. I am not. I make my own money and I am looking for an equal. Not looking for someone to support me. I've been on my own for 18 years, have paid my way and have owned my own house since I was 23. And yes I did just date one of the aforementioned frauds. Not only was he broke, but full of drama. On that note.....Drama- I know I know, all women say they hate drama but secretly they thrive on it. First of all 99% of women are a little more than a degree of crazy. I have zero tolerance for drama. Whether it be work drama, baby mama drama, ex girlfriend, ex wife, family drama, friend drama. Don't care! If drama rears it's ugly head, I will kick your dramatic ass to the curb so fast your head will spin. Creepy facial hair- nicely trimmed goatee, 5 oclock shadow awesome... Duck Dynasty.... Absolutely not! Do I think they're funny? Yes! Can I picture them naked? Not a chance! Lets not forgot the pornstache made famous by firefighters and Tom Selleck in the 80's, lets leave it there shall we?Not reading my profile- Especially if we have absolutely nothing in common! Even worse profile stalkers. Get your own material!Skinny Jeans... Do I even have to elaborate?Metros- If you have a Manpurse, or any other type of fanny pack, It's quite possible we're not batting for the same team.- They remind me of that part in a horror movie where the killer says he wants you to watch. Queue the deliverance banjos. Self pics- you know those pictures you take in a mirror with your camera, the deer in headlights look that usually take place at planet fitness, in your bathroom, or even worse the planet fitness bathroom. FYI if you're gonna take those pics make sure your toilet is clean in the background. Epic photo fail! Yep they're on here!- Or even worse you really are that young and look 20 years older. Worse yet you're 20 years older than me and sending winks. That's creepy! I'm a very young 35 and I don't have daddy issues.Lying about your height- I'm 5' 3". If I'm wearing 2" heels.... Do the math... That's 5'5" if I'm towering over you, that's not 5'9" Can you even reach the pedals in your lifted Monster Truck?Kids- If you have one kid great, 2 that's fine, 3 I'm out! Also, If you have multiple baby mamas that's a deal breaker!One night stands- I'm not on here for random hook ups. I realize meetville is famous for that but that's what Section 8 girls are for. Living in your parents basement, attic, garage or any other unused portion of space that belongs to them and is specifically referenced in their deed. Note, living in your brother or sister's house is the same as living in your parents house, you're still mooching off someone else.Incarcerated- Yes apparently I needed to revise my list of turn offs. It turns out meetville will let anyone on here. Really?! Clearly if you're in jail not only are you not outdoorsy but you've likely violated all of the above disclaimers. Disclaimers aside.... if you're looking for a fun girl that loves the outdoors and will make you laugh then shoot me a message. First date- just drinks and conversation, second date- definitely a baseball, football or hockey game or something outdoorsy.
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ClariceOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I'm gonna have to fill all this at a later time. I'm a single mother of 3. I want to meet someone that's gonna make me feel alive. I am loyal, trustworthy and honest. Im a full figured woman. If it even gets that far, we can talk about it then...lol
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ElizabethOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Is it wrong to want more out of life then a bed buddy? is it wrong that at my age I want to be happy and in a relationship? Where do I start? First and Foremost I have 2 teenagers who are my world and that will not change. If that bothers you then keep looking. Now that is out there where do I begin.Trying the scene for the first time in a very long time..... It scares me being honest. Take it day by day and moment for moment.....About me... Average body, dark hair, green eyes, 5'5. Stay active love being outdoors. Love being indoors. I enjoy being around groups of people laughng and having a great time,standing around the kitchen, or the pit outside. Chillin on the couch watching a movie, the game , the race. Totally enjoy researching new places and finding things out. Enjoy being out at busch gardens , love walking the zoo (which I havent been to in a while) and seeing all the animals. Enjoy the beach but I truly think of JAWS way to much why I am there. I know crazy but I do. I truly dont care for the sci fi scene.... To odd and fake for me. Speaking of fake, dont care for the fake or the lies........ Be truthful and up front its the only way to be at this point in my life. Love listening to all sorts of music but I tend to favor country music. Enjoy concerts. I did visit and I say visit the bar scene but its to listen to music and dance. Havent been out . I dont drink while I am out because I normally am the designated driver. I love to dance especially to country music. I havent been in awhile because my partener in crime moved away so I dont get to get out . I dont have to hit the bar scene to have a good time. I can have a great time anywhere. Listening to the communication is a big thing. Be honest.......Not sure at this point if I can say anything else. ASK AWAY, If your only looking for the one night stand, or a booty call or whatever its called at this day and age, I DO NOT DO it. I passed that stage in my life. Want to know anything just ask..... Ask me anything and I wil answer****** side note if u still have that thought of getting with your x then u probaby dont need to be on here.***** another thing. I do not date black guys. Sorry but my preference******** its not all about what's on the outside.. its a whole package. .... We all look for the perfect match but we have to see more than what's in front of you something fun but not loud. You have to be able to communicate . Busch Gardens, walk the beach (which is pretty awesome especially at sunset) go karting . Something that we can have a good time and not be all stiff and uncomfortable .......