SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SusieOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Yeah I know, you're thinking why is this girl single?! Because I'm picky, I know what I want and I refuse to settle. I'm an adventurous outdoorsy girl with tons of personality, looking for the same. Well except for the girl part, trust me if I could date me I totally would ;-) Here's the problem, everyone claims to be outdoorsy but they're really just couch potato video gamers and that's just not my cup of tea! Don't get me wrong I love snuggling on the couch and watching a movie or better yet watching the game, but when the couch has a permanent indent of ... oh I dont know maybe....YOU! Then we have an issue. Here are some things I'm looking for:OutdoorsyPersonalityGoalsAttractionIntelligenceFunnyManlyEducatedYou don't have to be Bear Gryllis, in fact I'd prefer that you weren't cause I'm definitely not going to kiss you if you drink your own urine just for TV ratings. Seriously there were plenty of other viable sources of hydration in that episode. But it would be nice if you had a genuine appreciation for the great outdoors.I don't expect you to have your doctorate (those guys usually lack personality anyways) but a pretty good grasp on the English language would be ideal. Bonus if you know the difference between their, there and they're.And I don't need you to be Wil Ferrel, but if you can at least keep up with me that would be great! Some major turnoffs include:PRETENDING YOU HAVE YOUR ACT TOGETHER- Yes, there is a reason it's in all caps! Honesty is the best policy, eventually the other person is going to find out you're a fraud. Trying to start a relationship on a lie is just plain stupid! I work hard for my money and I live comfortably. I am not your sugar momma and I don't expect to pick up the check every time we go out to dinner. If your ass is broke, don't even waste my time. Definition of broke- Does not have play money, can not go on vacation, etc... Do not interpret that as me being a gold digger as most women are. I am not. I make my own money and I am looking for an equal. Not looking for someone to support me. I've been on my own for 18 years, have paid my way and have owned my own house since I was 23. And yes I did just date one of the aforementioned frauds. Not only was he broke, but full of drama. On that note.....Drama- I know I know, all women say they hate drama but secretly they thrive on it. First of all 99% of women are a little more than a degree of crazy. I have zero tolerance for drama. Whether it be work drama, baby mama drama, ex girlfriend, ex wife, family drama, friend drama. Don't care! If drama rears it's ugly head, I will kick your dramatic ass to the curb so fast your head will spin. Creepy facial hair- nicely trimmed goatee, 5 oclock shadow awesome... Duck Dynasty.... Absolutely not! Do I think they're funny? Yes! Can I picture them naked? Not a chance! Lets not forgot the pornstache made famous by firefighters and Tom Selleck in the 80's, lets leave it there shall we?Not reading my profile- Especially if we have absolutely nothing in common! Even worse profile stalkers. Get your own material!Skinny Jeans... Do I even have to elaborate?Metros- If you have a Manpurse, or any other type of fanny pack, It's quite possible we're not batting for the same team.- They remind me of that part in a horror movie where the killer says he wants you to watch. Queue the deliverance banjos. Self pics- you know those pictures you take in a mirror with your camera, the deer in headlights look that usually take place at planet fitness, in your bathroom, or even worse the planet fitness bathroom. FYI if you're gonna take those pics make sure your toilet is clean in the background. Epic photo fail! Yep they're on here!- Or even worse you really are that young and look 20 years older. Worse yet you're 20 years older than me and sending winks. That's creepy! I'm a very young 35 and I don't have daddy issues.Lying about your height- I'm 5' 3". If I'm wearing 2" heels.... Do the math... That's 5'5" if I'm towering over you, that's not 5'9" Can you even reach the pedals in your lifted Monster Truck?Kids- If you have one kid great, 2 that's fine, 3 I'm out! Also, If you have multiple baby mamas that's a deal breaker!One night stands- I'm not on here for random hook ups. I realize meetville is famous for that but that's what Section 8 girls are for. Living in your parents basement, attic, garage or any other unused portion of space that belongs to them and is specifically referenced in their deed. Note, living in your brother or sister's house is the same as living in your parents house, you're still mooching off someone else.Incarcerated- Yes apparently I needed to revise my list of turn offs. It turns out meetville will let anyone on here. Really?! Clearly if you're in jail not only are you not outdoorsy but you've likely violated all of the above disclaimers. Disclaimers aside.... if you're looking for a fun girl that loves the outdoors and will make you laugh then shoot me a message. First date- just drinks and conversation, second date- definitely a baseball, football or hockey game or something outdoorsy.
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VickiOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I am separated, no kids. I work in a restaurant. I love what I do. I meet new people everyday. I love all types of music. Not a huge fan of rap though. Im the type of person who will sing in the car and make a complete fool out of myself and not care. I absolutely love kids. So if you have kids its definitely not a problem. Im looking for someone who is understanding, kind, honest, respectful...not only to me and my family but to himself and his family as well. If you can stand beside me not in front or behind me then send me a message. I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible. I'm going to leave that up to you...as long as your not on your cell phone the entire time.
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SelenaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Okay for your viewing pleasure, I now have pics posted. Please, if you have any negative comments move along, I really don't have the time to waste on men with pent up hot air. I'm a stubbornly independent woman looking for a Man who's ready to be in a good relationship. My hope is that you'll be patient and understanding mixed with a good sense of humor. You should have at least two years of college, because sometimes I throw out words that are more than two syllables. I hope you like to travel, because I like to travel and need a partner on my journeys. It is my hope that you also like to drive, because I don't like to drive, though I am working on it. I don't mind if you have kids or pets or both, just as long as you're taking care of them. I can't be around smokers of any sort...Period. I also don't drink, it's okay if you do, but know your limits, I am not going to be your dd. If you still get buzzed or drunk on a regular basis, you're not for me. Hopefully you can cook too, not that I can't, but I'm not the type to cook every night. Maybe we could cook together. I need a gentleman that knows how to respect a woman and her space. I like to go out to movies, swim, try new recipes, and try to make the best out of what I have. I do like to dance, but going out to clubs is not my thing. I'm looking for a give and take type connection. If you're still living at home with a parent...keep clicking. You must have a car and a job. That's about it for now. Ps I don't wear glasses anymore. The pics posted are the best I can do for now unless you want to see me through webcam. Just in case you're getting any ideas, I keep it tasteful when I use my webcam. So there you have it.