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Ashley, 34

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About Me

Sometimes it's good to change it up with the headline, even if it's unrelated to this profile. Perhaps your heart leapt if you thought, just for an ***, that I have Doozers, or know where we can find some. Or know a little Italian place that serves them.I don't. I'm sorry about that.I guess this profile sort of did wind up being about Doozers after all!I'm a technical writer by day, improv performer by night. Steady by weirdo standards, weirdo by norm standards, I suppose. Now that I have this actual job, I'm trying to get my attention span back to a reasonable length.I'm going to have to interview some people who know me and then come back to this. Or just write something funny *** are we kidding? This is just to draw you in, anyway, to know if we click we have to meet. It's like expecting the spam *** the size of your penis. You have to take the pills for that! The *** to get you excited about ordering those pills.I'm not interested in couples. Getting to know one another in any old low pressure way.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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