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GertrudeOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
2 kids, job, car, love music, dancing, reading, learning, the ocean, geeky shit....I rely heavily on spell check, I don't drink beer that looks like pee, I like my wine red and my glass full, I like my steak medium, and could eat Rita's Italian custard for every meal, but I don't because that would be expensive and completely unhealthy. There's more to me than meets the eye, so drop a line and we'll chat. Before then...please read the next section...it's meant to be funny but with a certain amount of truth... I've had enough really shitty experiences that, it's like the law about not bathing an elephant in your bathtub, someone had to be dumb enough to do it, or it wouldn't exist. Food, drinks, some place we can talk and get time know each other, then off to do something fun if we're both feeling it. I'm always game for coffee first also.The following are ***, e.g. if you can say, "hey, that's me!" to any of these, please don't bother talking to me, I know it's not going to work.1. If you are still married....and LIVING with your wife2. If anything on your profile is a lie (age, marital status, the fact that you do or do not have children or a job, that you aren't a douche, when in fact, you are)3. If you have pix of you on your profile of you with your last kill....I understand, population control, eat all the meat, blah, blah, blah....it's nasty and I promise, you aren't making any ladies wet with desire with those pix.4. If you are just looking for a hook-up. Guys on this site fail to realize that having a vagina means I can get it when I want, penises are a dime a dozen, and if there isn't something substantial behind it, it isn't worth it anyway. 5. If you only listen to country music. I respect it, don't get me wrong, but something about it makes me want to shoot my dog and screw my sister, and I just can't handle it. 6. I'm a grammar nazi...if you can't differentiate between there, their, and they're, think you can cut something on, or really don't know how to use your and you're correctly, oh, and if you pride yourself on speaking ghetto in normal, everyday life, you can kick rocks.7. you think just because you feed and change the littler for the 5 cats you have locked in your basement that those actions constitute love of a pet, walk on.8. You think that hanging out with friends, having a drink (i.e. beer or glass of wine), or going dancing are childish and shows a lack of priority in life. The following are not ***, but you might want to think twice because they are major pet-peeves of mine:1. Facial hair that looks like your mouth could double for a ***'s era porn star's money maker....2. You are unnecessarily afraid of domesticated or farm animals. Horses and dogs (well, most dogs) don't want to eat you, and screaming like a sissy anytime one comes near you is not becoming of a grown man.3. You are obsessed with video games, especially FPS games. Playing them on occasion, with buddies or kids is acceptable, but inviting me over so I can watch you play Halo is not my idea of a fun date night.4. If you work too much to have time for me...then I won't have time for you. I am understanding of busy schedules, as I am pretty busy too, but hanging out once a month...not going to make for a successful relationship.
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MarilynOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I'm a single mom.of a six year old daughter who is my world. u have to be ok with my daughter cos.she lives with me and I hope u can get along with.herIf u looking for one night stands or just a hook up don't bother looking here.I want a real relationship that.starts off as friends and.works.from.there. not going to.rush anything. Somewhere where we can go.talk and the guy would want to bring my daughterwith us so he can get to know her also.
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RosarioOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Hi Guys. Here are a few things you should know about me I guess. I'm a bit partial to good old country boys since I'm not much of a city gal. I don't mind visiting for a night out, but prefer a more laid back, quiet environment. I've never been married and have not had any children. I'm a woman who is honest and up front about everything and I expect honesty in a partner. I love to spend time with friends and family. Sarcasm is sort of second nature to me. I'm also very compassionate toward others and really easy to talk to. Most people open up to me easily, but I tend to be a bit shy sometimes. I would love to meet a man, yes I said a MAN, not a boy disguised as one, that I mesh well with. If I find my special someone that would be wonderful because I would like to have a relationship, but I'm in no rush to jump into one. Age isn't too much of a concern to me, but I would think 10 years or so is probably as big of a gap as I'd be comfortable with. I tend to like tall white men, but I'm not one to discriminate so say hello and we can see what happens. I do have a couple tattoo's and may get more, so if you like ink, it's a plus. Nice teeth are important. I'm sorry, but it seems that a lot of the men on here don't have a dental plan. It's just my "thing" and we all have them. *** I don't respond to people who "click" on my picture through the MEET ME feature or choose to just send me a flirt. If you want to get to know me please send me a message. *** If you message me and I don't reply please don't be disheartened. There is someone out there but it's probably not me. Most of you will miss out because you would would rather have some gorgeous twit as a prize on your arm. As for the men looking for a good woman... just send me a message and we can figure it out from there... I'm not here looking for random sex, so meeting you at your place for a few beers isn't gonna fly. Thanks for all the dtf messages though. lol