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MarquitaOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Plenty of fish, they should call it "swimming in a sea of disappointment." lol Thoughts on dating:... "I'd like this ride to stop please so that i can get off'.... If you have pictures of urself making zoolander faces or wearing sunglasses indoors...I understand that it's always sunny in douchebagville but again... I can assure you, we are not a match. Why do guys think it's sexy to have ***self pics in front of the mirror with no shirt on u look like a loser/fag im sorry to be the one to break it to u but chics don't dig that...like... AT ALL. We want u to have a nice body n if there happens to be a pic of u without a shirt then hey thats cool but there is nothing sexy about a guy in a bathroom by himself doing a photo shoot alright all u naiomi cambells out there. If you have to message me more than 3x and i have never met or spoken to u, we are not a match continuing to reach out to me is not helping your case..***Things Guys should know: You say "I like ur smile." she thinks ... "I hope when i go out later that my smile looks slammin in these pants...said NO WOMAN EVER."Don't *** to get attention critiquing my profile, i don't care what u think, what are you an editor ..really? I thought that was obvious I didn't care wen i didn't answer the first 4x. lolGuys will be like "oh um i think ur really hot but um you should change the beginning of ur profile bc it sounds bad. ***"OKAY GUY, I'll GET RIGHT ON THAT.;)" "" I'm not into it, or 6 pictures of ur stomach, ur "cash", or lol this one cracks me up... your Nissan. lolDon't wear skinny jeans. "God that guy over there looks so masculine in those pants .. said NO ONE EVERRR."You don't speak english; I'm not into it.You're younger than 27 n yea sum of you are cute but i'm not into it.Your in your 30's n live at home.. not into it..... I know, I know... "you're buying a house" ,,,,,,,riiiiighhhttt ;)Your standing in front of a puerto rican flag in ur photos: Not into it. Not into it. bahahah this one's hillarious, don't message me your income especially when it's nominal this is only awkward for both of us.Now im sure you can think im a B n im okay with that; i personally think im hillarious n there needs to be some sort of weeding out process on this thing bc the *** overwhelming, only the strong survive fellas, best of luck. ') A little Gurl to guy interpretation....She says "I want sum space"she means;" anywhere you're not will work just fine thanks""I just don't want a bf right now"I just don't want YOU as a bf."You're Really Nice.."Still not gonna sleep with you, your new address is "2 Friend Zone""Oh no I'll pay I got this"Oh dear god, this whole women's movement thing is really over rated."Oh Pizza again, great".He's broke n this relationship is going to make me fat. Awsum ;) lol lol.... He says"Will you marry me?"HE MEANS...."I want to make it illegal for anyone else to ever see you naked, n the tax write off's pretty good too." .***Things girls should know: PS this is funny if u don't laugh get a sense of humor or you are "that guy"Get a "jerk" to "English" dictionary it will go something like this....(not only hilarious but Useful)**Signs he may be a jerk**He says: "we're good" he means..... "we are Not good and I will not be speaking to you again... ever" lolHe says: "I will totally wait to sleep with you." he means.. "when I do ofcourse naturally, I'm out."He says; "I agree, I will let you know what's up." he means... "Im gonna just let u know via text that I am not about this anymore."He says: "no harm, no foul." he means... "flag on the play, unnecessary roughness right around the time your heart burst into flames..(you will know this is occurring bc you will smell smoke) lol ************************************************************************************************************************************************About me:I'm funny, outspoken, impatient, loyal. I seldom want anything badly but when i do it i will go after it. Some you win n some you lose but life is short n i'd rather not regret never trying. I like a challenge, maybe too much. I am paid to analyze and fix problems at work so don't be surprised when i try to do this at home, it doesn't always work out the same but at least you will know where it's coming from. ;) I don't think any relationship is perfect you have to work at it, here's how i look at it.. Teams don't just happen to be high performing it takes time, understanding, respect and knowing what they expect of you and you expect from them and if your willing to give that or compromise. That's what i think makes a relationship work bc there is always gonna be something life isn't always smooth sailing and emotions aren't always rational. I think you kindof have to find someone you like and fix things as they come up. Not my kinda island.. Movies i luv "Just Friends," "Get him to the greek" "super bad" "; shows i like "The big bang theory." "Grey's anatomy.". It really doesn't matter what you do it matters if you wanna see the person again.
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JaimeOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
*Update I suck at online dating and generally don't reach out even if I think ur super cute :( been on this site for a while and been out only once and stood up once when this wackjobs girlfriend called to let me know he's not single lol?!;) Been out of FT work taking care of my sick mom so just getting back into the swing of things. In fact, I'm in search of a lucrative admin position! I can forward a resume upon request ;) until then, any plans to meet up would have to work within my budget.Below is all my old crap blah blah blah when I was excited about meetville and all the gorgeous men I was going to meet lol!I'm independent, single and easy to get along with. Im not the high maintenance type at all, i love my heels but you wont find me food shopping in them. Eye makeup is all I wear. I have my insecurities but overall I know I am good looking and I never question my personality. I'm a genuinely friendly person, I always speak to strangers, especially kids and the elderly. I'm a total kid person, cant wait to have my own, everyone says I'll make a great mom :) I'm always aware n considerate of peoples feelings first. I have a large, diverse family that I thoroughly enjoy spending time with and my better half would have to enjoy them as well ;- I love the smell of a wood fire in the winter. I may jump out of a plane again for the 3rd time but its completely understandable if that's not ur thing. I try to get to a JETS game once a year but u can always catch me in front of the TV for their game. I love to cook and when I have alone time with the TV I'm most likely watching hgtv or food network. Since the invention of dvr, I can't stand live TV n not being able to skip commercials. I'm not here looking to just hook up, if that's all I wanted I wouldn't need help from a website. I'm hoping to meet interesting people that I wouldn't normally run into, meet have a drink and see if there is a desire to actually have a first date. I don't normally run into crazies but unfortunately that's not the kind of interesting I meant so if you know ur a lunatic...lol keep it moving :) Surprise me
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KatieOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I'm a fun , bubbley, loyal outgoing person..dont get me wrong i can be shy at times:) I enjoy going out with my friends who are the world to me as does my family!! Im half italian and half irish..im a firm believer in communication and honestly with out that there's no point being in a relationship..I love my sports I love the Yankees, Giants and devils!! I also love to fish and I would like to try camping sometime..I like all kinds of music but I have to say I love my country music!!.i just like having a fun. I also like my cuddle nights and ending my week curdled up on the couch ;) It would depend on the person but I wouldn't mind meeting up for coffee to get to know each other.