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Alma, 33
United States, Iowa, Clinton

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About Me

Well so far I haven't had a whole lot of luck but I'm still hopefully optimistic. I'm looking to meet someone, share a few laughs, have some fun and just see where it goes. Maybe we will have that *** - chemistry - that is so difficult to find. A bit about me...I'm smart, funny, kind and witty. I love to laugh and joke around. I'm more of a "guy's girl" - I like sports, drinking beer and laughing at inappropriate things. Sometimes I think this relegates me to "the friend zone" and I've actually been told I'm undateable because I can hang out and just have fun. I'm not sure why this is such a bad thing and honestly I'm not good at being the uptight, airheaded, flirty girl. I tend to be awkward at times, especially when I'm uncomfortable or nervous. I can be very sarcastic as well as brutally honest and blunt. I say what's on my mind regardless of how people might feel. At times I have foot in mouth disease. Usually I try to run things over twice in my head before I say them but that doesn't always happen. There is alot to me. I'm not one of those people you can *** But once you get to know me I'm fiercely loyal and you soon realize that I'm one of a kind. I know what I want in the future and I'd like a guy who does too. In a relationship, I give it my all and expect the same in return. Recently I've started taking better care of myself by eating more healthy and exercising. It's a slow and steady process but an added bonus is that I feel better than I have in years. I want to continue to change and evolve so I can be at a place where I'm healthy, happy and ready for whatever life throws at me.I'm usually up for anything when it comes to going out and having fun. I'll try almost anything once. I like to explore and find new places, whether that be site seeing, shopping, restaurants, etc. I enjoy going out with friends as much as snuggling under a blanket on the couch watching TV, movies or reading. I like to travel. I've been to quite a few foreign countries and want to see a tons more. I like going down the shore. I'm a pretty easy going person for the most part. I'm a bit of a traditionalist. I like being able to talk on a first date so we can get to know each other. So doing something that allows us to interact is always a good first date. However I'm open to any and all suggestions.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Blues Punk Caribbean South American Spanish Dance Golf
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