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Joanne, 35

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About Me

plz just *** ask me anything you would like to know. im just so tired of answering these questions.... i feel like im applying for the secret service! lol oh yeah, i like to think im cute, i carry myself with pride, and i try to smile alot. im pretty witty, and kinda sarcastic, which is a nice word for smart ass....but its usually to make ya laugh....email me to get more info on me, and a pic.i enjoy walking, reading, writing, and playin on this box....if im interested in it, i wanna do it to the fullest! love to learn, and love talk about life experiences, anything i can learn from, love men who arent affraid to cry,......but will swear they had dirt in their eyes lol....im a hopeless romantic, and the way my luck has been, hopeless is right lol i hope you all have the best of luck! ok i have this site up for 2 years now., and well i have met and talked to great men, some creepers.....you know who you are.....cause your blocked and wont ever get to read this........but here is my point. i might set there and make jokes and talk like im not really interested. but the truth is....im a very soft hearted, brutely honest, caring, loving woman........or for the most part miss the attention that men show me....and hell no im not talkin about sex.........although thats very important too. but i love to touch, and to laugh, and to be laughed at (to a certain point) im down like a clown for whatever you bring to the table, but damn you men stop hiding shit.....we as woman want to make things better for you. well i do anyway. so since i have shared even more about myself see below for ideas on what you can do with me on our first date. first off, no movie theaters, or concerts, cause guess what??? im still not going to know you any better afterwards, ill either be bored as hell or deaf as ****. i think i would be nice to meet at my place, have a drink or two, talk for awhile, get to know one another. maybe pop in some calming good ol music that we can either share something about the song, bust in tears laughin, or sing along to. then lets go somewhere down a dirt road, pack a little lunch and a few beers, and make a pallet and set and do whatever seems natural...talkin or observing the scenery....then we can do what we do. but by then we would at least now if the 0ther one is interested enough to kiss ever so softly......or lay one on nice and thick!!!! Until we toss caution in the wind....good luck in God speed!!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    1. I drive too fast and it may cause cases of road rage2. I run from my car to my house if its dark out and my outside light is off. Yup.... Still scared of the dark3. I'm the person who says what everybody else is thinking, but nobody wants to say4. If I could live off Fruit Roll Ups, Laffy Taffy and Nerds I totally would. 5. Dude and the F-bomb are an integral part of my vocabulary. Yes I am capable of articulating a thought with out them. Barely. 6. If my life depended on spelling, I would die. Seariesly. Just kidding.... But seriously. What I need in someone.1. A sense of humor!!! Laughter is the best cure for anything!2. A quick wit. I love banter and you have to keep up. 3. Anybody will love the good stuff about you. I'm looking for someone who is going to love the bad stuff too. Nobody is perfect. 4. Do you have a job, a car and a place to live? 5. Honesty. Just tell the truth. What's the worst that can happen? Don't suck and you won't have to worry about it!6. Must accept that I am in no way athletic. :) So.... Why online dating? When you're in your early 20s there seems to be an endless supply of people to meet and hangout with. When you're 30 not so much... I work quite a bit so it's harder to meet people. I still enjoy going out for****ails, but I'm not looking to meet a raging alcoholic in a bar to party with ***. I like to shoot pool and could use some help on my English. It really messes my game up! I also would like to learn to to shoot a gun... Honesty is always the best policy. And I am. Almost to the point of being rude, but I hate BS! A sense of humor is a must and hopefully you can appreciate sarcasm. I think the best way for a relationship to start is as friends. If it turns into something more great if not maybe ill still end up with a new friend. On a final note.... You should also know I am ALWAYS late, everywhere. I get made fun of for it :) PS- if you are over 38 I am probably not interested. If you are over 40 please don't waste either of our time. If you are over 50.... It is never gonna happen!!!!! Don't bother! Something casual. Maybe dinner or a game of pool.

  • Lavonne

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I'm a train wreck in the morning, i'm a **** in the afternoon. Every now and then without warning, I can be really mean towards you. I'm a puzzle yes indeed, ever complex in every way, and all the pieces aren't even in the box, and yet you see the picture clear as day. I don't know why you love me, and that's why i love you, you catch me when i fall, accept me flaws and all. When i need attention i tend to nag, i'm a host of imperfection, and you see past all that. Im a peasant by some standards, but in your eye's i'm a queen. You see potential in all my flaws, and that's exactly what i need.

  • Guadalupe

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

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    Best wishes to you fishermen out there if your just looking for a hook up you've got the wrong girl.I'm hoping to find someone that is honest,and someone who really wants a relationship.Im a fun loving person,and have a great personality.If I go out its once in a blue moon.Yes I love to have fun,but would love to find that one person to share everything with.I also have four beautiful daughters,and they will always come first.Im very active with my girls.If you wanna know more just ask:) Something fun!

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