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Clarice, 53

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About Me

About me.....on a bad one...William Dafoe...lol.) Self proclaimed "e tard" needs lots of tech support! Can crochet and drive a stick shift-though not at same time... Am a good cook, and an awesome defroster, but boy, I can order pizza better than anyones business! Can catch me reading Better Homes and Gardens or the latest non fiction poolside and have a soft spot in my heart for 80s, classic rock and my secret shame-disco. Born into a Cubs family...so you know I am a compassionate soul and always root for the underdogs! Looking for man who owns a suit (but doesn't necessarily have to be ***Must like dogs (well ok-just my crazy dog) and can enjoy a glass of red with a good steak dinner. Hoping you will be able to help me set my alarm clock and dvr player and teach me the finer points of football (Have not found anyone able to explain it the right way to me yet lol) Please dance with me...just hold me close and sway a bit-no feet movement required lol) Laugh at my dumb jokes and I will return the favor! I sit sipping on a margarita waiting for you to walk into the restaurant bar.... glancing away from the guy with the oh so lame pick up lines... the crowds part...and there you are...smiling directly at me...Shockingly, exactly like your photo! ....You are disgustingly charming and make me blush....Hey! A girl can DREAM! The looking like your picture thing though is appriciated!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Kirsten

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-61

    I am very happy! but still I am looking for that special man. So the kids are older, one on her own. And finding more time for me.. Daddy RIP:***First date should be simple, like over a cup of coffee or a Captain and coke. We can chat and get to know each other.

  • Mara

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    Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 49-59

    I Love Life and enjoy it to its fullist.I am a happy person and enjoy being with happy people .I enjoy going out but can set home and watch a good movie .My favorite song is (Crazy ****) by Buchcherry the dirty version. I also want to add I hate to be used !Been there too many times .I also like to play cards cribbage is one of my favorites. Or a game of Yahtzee.I Love to kiss and cuddle .Im a good cook and enjoy cooking a meal for someone that likes that I did it for them.I like to dance go to movies .Im family orientated love to be around them.I guess Im lookin for someone to hang out with and have fun with if it gets serious and its what we both want good for us! Just to have one would be nice!

  • Lupe

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-61

    I am a kind hearted person looking for a good man that wants a lasting, affectionate, faithful relationship. I would like to get to know the person as friends and build on that. I love to laugh and have fun and my family is very important to me.. I enjoy doing many things such as listening to music, watching tv, going to the movies, walking, reading books, I like to travel, go to flea markets, concerts and many other things. I am a very laid back person for the most part and I wear my heart on my sleeve as well. I don't like drama so if you have it I don't want it.. If you would like to know more about me please feel free to write me anytime.Please if you don't know what you want or you are playing games please skip my profile I am the real deal and I don't play the game of hearts... Go to dinner and somewhere we can talk and get to know each other better.

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