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About Me

About me.....on a bad one...William Dafoe...lol.) Self proclaimed "e tard" needs lots of tech support! Can crochet and drive a stick shift-though not at same time... Am a good cook, and an awesome defroster, but boy, I can order pizza better than anyones business! Can catch me reading Better Homes and Gardens or the latest non fiction poolside and have a soft spot in my heart for 80s, classic rock and my secret shame-disco. Born into a Cubs family...so you know I am a compassionate soul and always root for the underdogs! Looking for man who owns a suit (but doesn't necessarily have to be ***Must like dogs (well ok-just my crazy dog) and can enjoy a glass of red with a good steak dinner. Hoping you will be able to help me set my alarm clock and dvr player and teach me the finer points of football (Have not found anyone able to explain it the right way to me yet lol) Please dance with me...just hold me close and sway a bit-no feet movement required lol) Laugh at my dumb jokes and I will return the favor! I sit sipping on a margarita waiting for you to walk into the restaurant bar.... glancing away from the guy with the oh so lame pick up lines... the crowds part...and there you are...smiling directly at me...Shockingly, exactly like your photo! ....You are disgustingly charming and make me blush....Hey! A girl can DREAM! The looking like your picture thing though is appriciated!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Angelita

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    Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 49-59

    Hi. Thanks for taking time to read my profile. Grow old along with me the best is yet to be but you better hurry and find me cause I'm not getting any younger over here lol. Yes I love to laugh and I enjoy making others laugh even more. I'm a down to earth person who is happiest sitting with friends and family talking and laughing or strolling around town looking at the great old houses we have here. I don't need to be on the go all the time and do enjoy my quiet time. I can make myself laugh too so it works out well lol. I love children, animals and the elderly, they all have so much to offer us. I am very loyal and honest and expect the same in return.As you all know we have times in our lives when we are busier than others and I am in one of those times. So I will be taking my time with this process. I understand that not everyone likes to chat for long periods of time and that's good if it works for you but I like to get to know someone before I decide to meet them. Am I looking for my happily ever after? Of course, I mean really aren't we all, isn't that why we are here. Try to remember to smile at a stranger as it may be the only one they get all day. :) We can figure that out together.

  • Josefina

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    I like hang out with friends and enjoy a good time.My goal is to enjoy life and just live it. I love to laugh and i have a good sense of humor and i guess that makes me unique.I enjoy r&b and a bit of country.I'm not really good at this its all new to me so if there is anything else just ask. on a first date maybe we could go to dinner and have a few drinks or we could stay in and watch a movie and get to know one another.........

  • Madeleine

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    Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 52-62

    Unique in many ways, I laugh at myself and with myself often, I am an optimist, and I believe in the golden rule. Tend to lead with my heart, delighting in the love of family and friends! Sincere, loving, fun, enthusiastic, romantic and young at heart. Enjoy all kinds of music Yes, even today's. Depends on the mood I'm in, or would like to be in.Three children ages 27, 23, and 20. All doing very well. I've been blessed with two rough and tumble grandsons ages 4 and 18 mos. I appreciate you taking the time to read a bit about me. And if the following is a deal breaker we are not meant to be.* My 24 year old son happens to have Down Syndrome. Danny is an amazing, independent young man. Who pars, par threes, loves to snowmobile,, hunts, fishes and makes a mean pot of chilli. Dan works, dates, together we participate in Special Olympics. Dan as an athelete, I has a coach (Figure Skating.) We compete together as a unified golf team. College hockey is the sport we love to follow. What I'm looking for is hard to describe other than the obvious...Sincere, kind and fun. I know what I don't want a pen pal, someone to string me along and never has any intention of meeting. Someone who drinks beer as if it is water. There are so many fun things to do. I'm on this site, to get off this site. Praying to find a true gentleman. I know you are out there, you will be worth the wait, Whatever we decide on together.Future dates might include...watching freighters go by, great music, and a picnic basket made just for you, I've always wanted to go to the DIA, ice skating, a weekend up north, just us.

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