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Maritza, 25

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About Me

Let's keep this short and sweet...I should start off by warning you that I sell drugs...legally of course. I have my B.A. in Sociology and was going to be a physical therapist. Even survived a ***of grad school which included cutting open a dead person. Sounds exciting right? However, I threw myself a curveball and am now on the path to becoming a pharmacist to continue my ambition of being a drug dealer!My parents are off the boat but I'm not getting deported anytime soon, hopefully. Bonus points if you can guess my nationality. I love food and like experimenting with baking. Want some brownies? I can make them! I can easily hang with the guys, have a few beers and watch the Flyers. If you want to feel good about video games, I can lose them like a champ! There's no competition. You should have a job and be going someplace in life. I don't want a scrub, unless you wear them to work like me. Don't be a party animal...I'm not going to any keggers at your frat house and jungle juice from a trashcan is behind me. Don't take longer than me to get ready. You have a half hour tops pretty boy! Ps. I'm extremely sarcastic so I hope you can handle me. Be funny!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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