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Maude, 24

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About Me

-I'm hormonal, emotional, and needy. -When I say I'll be ready in 15 minutes, I really mean an hour. -I cry over anything: a sad movie (or even a happy one), a broken nail, a bad hair day, etc. -I love speaking in code and hurdling obscure, theoretical questions at the men I'm dating, as a way of testing them and uncovering their true feelings about me. "Is there something you want to tell me?" Is one of my personal favorites. -I love shopping til i drop... So hopefully you have a lot of money, because I sure as hell don't. P.S. I expect you to tag along and tell me how great my ass looks in those jeans. -I loooooove talking. Especially when the game is on, or you're watching your favorite show. Oh, you want to know how my day was? I hope you have 45 minutes to spare. -I have a 90 day rule when it comes to having sex with someone I'm dating. The countdown restarts every time you piss me off. I look forward to hearing from you! Can't wait to start planning our wedding. XOXO Brittney Disclaimer: 1) I'm not actually married to dumbface.2) poor grammar will not be tolerated. My preschoolers are more articulate than some of the people on here. Brunch... Preferably somewhere with bottomless Bloody Mary's and NFL Sunday ticket.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Jeanne

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    Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

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  • Cecile

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    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

    I'm that chill, young, artsy, sweet, and zany high school English teacher who gets along with the teenagers because she's a fairly serious gamer, references memes, and is a big 'ole kid at heart. My job is a perfect match for me in that I am high-energy, sarcastic and a bit snarky, optimistic, probably too honest, and that I don't take myself or life too seriously. I've always been a bit more interested in the imaginary or "what ifs" of life, and so I'm big on fantasy/sci-fi, writing, and drawing- both of which I'm decent at and have been doing since I was pretty young. I'm partial to cats, Asian food, and weird things on the internet- like *** I need to retreat to nature to disconnect from the stress or monotony of everyday life. I camp every chance I get and love roughin' it for a week; there is nothing more peaceful or centering than being in the trees or near a lake and smelling that fresh mountain air. Recently I bought a recurve bow and got into archery, which is super fun! I'd also like to get into disc golf, although I don't currently know anyone who does it despite having an awesome course nearby. While not very athletic per se, tennis, hiking, walks, and kayaking are welcome activities and I am actively trying to be more fit and eat healthier.As far as how I live my life, I go with the flow and try really hard not to worry about things. I avoid drama and arguments as much as possible and get along with just about everyone due to my down-to-earth personality (and because it really takes a lot to bother me). The three things I take most seriously in life are family, friends, and my job. I'm not likely having fun if there is a disturbance in any of those three areas. Lunch, dinner, happy hour, mini-golf, amusement park, something fun and casual!

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